[ a swirl of shadows appears from behind the desk, and out steps orion! the only immediately noticeable feature that's strange of them for this week currently is... a pair of black, fluffy dog ears that are sticking out of their hat.
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Hello, Mr. Kuninaga. Room service, you said? Let's discuss the options.
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Alright. So, my first question is just this-- how do you order something?
[truly thought you gave them a real giraffe somehow but i will assume it's a drawing! which is cute. anyway, swirl of shadows appear, and gemini steps out of them lightly with a bow of their head.]
Good morning, Mister Kuninaga. How may I assist you today?
Excellent. Your cooperation is appreciated and you've sealed Miss Kocho's healing. ...I would like to know how you accomplished it, but I would also like to know why a picture of a hot dog...?
hey, tsurumaru. thanks for calling me over to take care of it molly's starting to make my feathers gray at this rate
anyway. for your task, i want you to pick three people in the hotel and use the worst pickup lines on them that you can imagine yknow "is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants" shit like that. stick to the bit!
usual rules apply, can't use em on the staff and its gotta be three different people
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week 0, thursday
Hello? This is a message.
Good day, Mr. Kuninaga. Or Tsurumaru-san. Or what-have-you.
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do you have a preference?
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week 0, sunday
Thank you for the drawing. Where would you prefer I meet you, or do you prefer over the typewriter?
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choose your favorite place at the hotel and we can meet there!
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week 1, tuesday
Hahahahaha
that was a good one
was it just for the joke or do you wanna dick around
or both
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if you are free at the moment, we can "dick around"
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week 1, saturday
Hahahaha, another one of these? You think you're some kind of artist?!
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week 1, sunday
Wondering why you keep killing trees by giving out random drawings.
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week 1, sunday
Hello, Tsurumaru. [they will also take the picture of the panda, picking it up and look at it.] Are you a fan of pandas, or you just felt like it?
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anyway. he turns around. ]
Just felt like it! I don't know you all well enough to think of a better way to... tip?
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week 2, monday
this is fine. ]
Hello, Mr. Kuninaga. Room service, you said? Let's discuss the options.
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tsuru looks normal, although when he shifts slightly and his sleeves move further down, there's a flash of scales. he readjusts so they're covered again. ]
Alright. So, my first question is just this-- how do you order something?
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week 2, tuesday
Hi, Tsurumaru!
It's nice to hear from you. Thanks for the picture, it's super cute! :3
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it's good to speak to you as well!
i hope all is well?
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week 3, tuesday
Good morning, Mister Kuninaga. How may I assist you today?
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Do you know anything about people being buried on Thursday night
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week 3, tuesday
Hey, Tsurumaru. [they will hold the fish. good morning.]
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Thanks for going to the party.
[ lol ]
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week 2 sunday definitely
Of course. Meet me in the lobby, Mr. Kuninaga.
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week 4, tuesday
Where do you come up with this st— with this shit...
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week 4, thursday
Hello Mister Kuninaga.
I am also available.
Are you alright to discuss this via text rather than face to face?
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what do you have for me?
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week 5, monday
What do you want?
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[ waves at his bestie <3 ]
I was wondering about your boss.
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week 5, monday
Good evening, Mr. Kuninaga. How may I be of assisstance?
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Hey. My apologies, but I am trying to figure something out.
[ he is just going to pull this from his pocket and hold it out. ]
Does it seem familiar?
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week 5, wednesday pre-mini event
You really like leaving these as tips, huh? [they don't seem to mind.]
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week 5, thursday
Excellent.
Your cooperation is appreciated and you've sealed Miss Kocho's healing.
...I would like to know how you accomplished it, but I would also like to know why a picture of a hot dog...?
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week 5, thursday
pick a guest who you think needs to fucking relax and invite them to tea
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but will do!
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week 6, monday
thanks for calling me over to take care of it
molly's starting to make my feathers gray at this rate
anyway.
for your task, i want you to pick three people in the hotel and use the worst pickup lines on them that you can imagine
yknow
"is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants"
shit like that. stick to the bit!
usual rules apply, can't use em on the staff
and its gotta be three different people
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hahaha
thank you
this seems like it will be fun
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week 6, tuesday
What?
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[ he is polite ]
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week 6, thursday
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week 6, thurs
all done, he's taken care of
thanks, tsurumaru
you doing okay otherwise? do you need anything?
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i am fine
more concerned about everyone else than anything
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