AUDIENCE FOR: Tsurumaru

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week 6, tuesday

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[when tsuru rings the bell, lepus shows up behind him.]

What?

[preowned]

How is everything?

[ he is polite ]

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[unfortunately lepus is RUDE]

I know you want something, so spit it out.

[preowned]

Aw...

I just wanted to let you know that I'm going to work very hard to be a good guest.

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[hmm]

Good for you, I guess.

[preowned]

I know I have been very annoying about this lately, so I'll try to do many things to make sure your boss gets a good show.

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[they cross their arms.]

That'd be a good idea. Feels like it'd be bad for you if he gets bored and his attention starts to wander.

[preowned]

We wouldn't want that! You all already have a lot of work to do.

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I'm glad you acknowledge it.

[preowned]

Haven't I always acknowledged it...?

[ no ]

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Have you.

[preowned]

Yes. That's why I give you tokens of appreciation.

[ shitty drawings ]

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That's what you're calling those?

[preowned]

Yes!

Do you like swords?

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Define like.

[preowned]

Do you enjoy using them...

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They're a means to an end.

[preowned]

Okay.

Are you good at using them?

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Yeah.

[preowned]

Can I see...

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What, you want to see me fight?

[preowned]

I always want to see people fight.

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[they sigh.]

Fine. Let's go to the dojo, or whatever.

[preowned]

[ yay!!

he will happily start walking there. ]

[guestservices]

[follows extremely begrudgingly]