AUDIENCE FOR: Tsurumaru

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Comments

[preowned]

Oh, yeah. Humanity can be pretty horrendous and do disgusting deeds.

But I don't usually start out assuming they'll be like that.

[guestservices]

Well, that's your prerogative. It shouldn't be shocking that other people think differently, though.

[preowned]

I know, but it just seems like you're making things more difficult for yourself, you know. People might want to talk to you more to find out why you hate them. I possibly wouldn't have asked for an in person chat if you weren't so aggressive.

[ he just admits this ]

[guestservices]

[placing one hand on their hip]

Actually, you're just a weirdo.

[being an asshole has been great audience deterrent so far!]

[preowned]

Then I will make up for them then.

[guestservices]

Careful, the other seven will get lonely. Some of them are pretty needy, you know?

[preowned]

Then I'll visit all of you.

[guestservices]

Then your boyfriend is going to get needy.

[preowned]

I can spend time with other people.

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[they sigh.]

Whatever. You're going to be bored, though.

[preowned]

I am very good at keeping myself entertained!

Maybe we have some of the same interests?

[guestservices]

Oh, I have zero interests. Like I said, I'm a very boring person.

[preowned]

What do you do all day?

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Watch paint dry.

[preowned]

What do you do besides that?

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Watch grass grow.

[preowned]

Besides that.

[guestservices]

Nothing. I'm a very boring person.

[preowned]

I feel like other people have to be the judge of that.

[guestservices]

And your verdict, o judge?

[preowned]

I think you are denying it too much.

[guestservices]

That doesn't mean I'm not boring, though.

[preowned]

I dunno. I kind of think you're lying to me?

[guestservices]

[they hold their hands out in a half-shrug, palms facing upwards.]

I'm nothing but honest.

[preowned]

I think most people who say that usually aren't?