AUDIENCE FOR: Tsurumaru

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Comments

[preowned]

Answer my question?

[guestservices]

Look. You can assume that whatever you get out of your duties, that's all you're getting. It's not a scavenger hunt where you're supposed to hunt us down for clues. If you were meant to be getting extra, you'd just be getting them from the start.

[and then they move to knee tsuru in the crotch.]

[preowned]

[ he would reply but he's dead now ]

[guestservices]

[rip tsuru

they crouch down to pat him on the head a few times, maybe a little patronizingly i'm sorry, before standing back up.]

... We're not going to be useful to you. That's something you should keep in mind. [...] Anyway, was that all?

[preowned]

[ wheezes, ]

Do you think that things are going to end up okay?

[guestservices]

I don't believe in deciding those things preemptively. There's plenty of room for you all to make some reckless decision, breach your contract, and ruin everything, after all.

[preowned]

Do you care how it goes?

[guestservices]

Does it matter what I think? My opinion has no bearing on events from this point on.

[preowned]

A lot of things do not matter.

But it does not hurt to ask.

[guestservices]

Focus on yourselves. That's my advice.

[preowned]

I will point out that occasionally asking about you doesn't mean I am neglecting looking after myself or the other guests.

[ but he sighs ]

But you're a stubborn one.

[guestservices]

Asking about me won't get you anything worthwhile, so save your breath. That's all.

[preowned]

... in any case, thank you for your time.

[ even though he died ]

[guestservices]

You don't have to force politeness, either.

[but if it seems like tsuru has nothing left to say, they'll be taking their leave.]