AUDIENCE FOR: Tsurumaru

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God, you're a pain. Don't you have friends to bother?

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not at this exact moment, no!

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How very sad for you.

[preowned]

so where would you like to meet?

[guestservices]

Nowhere.

[preowned]

oh
well
pick somewhere else

[guestservices]

Why do you even want to see me?

[preowned]

do i need to have a reason why?

[guestservices]

People should usually have reasons for the things they do, yes.

[preowned]

because i want to stop killing trees now
but i want to continue our conversation

[guestservices]

You are getting literally nothing out of this conversation.

[preowned]

i don't think it's up to you to decide what i get out of something

[guestservices]

Okay, then what are you getting?

[preowned]

many things

but i do want to know why you are so against talking to me?

[guestservices]

It's nothing personal. I don't like any of you.

[preowned]

really?
why not?

[guestservices]

Why would I?

[preowned]

well, there has to be a reason why you wouldn't

[guestservices]

You don't need a reason not to like people.

[preowned]

but you do need a reason to dislike everyone on sight

[guestservices]

Yeah, it's called people in general suck.

[preowned]

wow!

can i still try to get to know you? we are stuck in the same place

[guestservices]

Why are you so insistent on this?

[preowned]

because the more you seem against it the more i want to talk to you

[guestservices]

[ugggh]

Pick a place and make it quick.