AUDIENCE FOR: Tsurumaru

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Does he normally stab people?

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How the fuck should I know?!

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I've never spoken to him before so I have no idea how normal it is.

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Fucking bastard, just trying to stab me... what the fuck was he going to do if that had actually worked! What did I ever do to him!

[preowned]

I assume the others could heal you?

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Our healing is for YOU guys, not for US! Besides, what the fuck were they thinking? I'M one of the healers!

[preowned]

[ he reaches over to pat them ]

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[makes vague grumbling noises]

...so did you want something, or what.

[preowned]

I did say I'd be back.

I do have some question, but I wanted to address something else first-- you seemed nervous.

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Who the fuck was nervous? I wasn't nervous. What the fuck do you mean.

[preowned]

Oh, did I imagine it?

[ :/ ]

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Yes.

[preowned]

Okay.



But if something was bothering you, hypothetically, what would it be?

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Nothing. I am fine. Even hypothetically, I'm fine. Hahahaha, what could possibly bother me?

[preowned]

Absolutely nothing, apparently. You are as strong as steel.

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Yes! Yes I fucking am!

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Absolutely nothing can bother you! You don't need anyone checking in!

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Right! Why would I need that! I'm definitely not fucking lonely, or worried about getting stabbed again, if that's what you were thinking!

[preowned]

Absolutely not! You are way above any of that.

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Yeah! Fucking exactly!

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I'm glad to have learned this about you.

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You should be! It is a privilege to learn anything about me! Hahahahahaha!

[preowned]

I feel very humbled, yes. You must get many people coming to learn from you.

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Hahahahahaha!

[preowned]

Hahahahahaha?