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[ bonk ]

I've been attacked.

[ they look at the sword. ]

Craneslayer.

I cannot argue against this.

Think that's a pretty badass name.

[ they laugh, big and hearty, pleased with themselves!! ]

Then that is what it shall be called.

We can see if that name will be lived up to.

Maybe try not to get slayed.

[ tsuru has made it to week 1 ]

Do you know a lot about stars, Crane? You mentioned something about the dog one.

I am not sure if I am extremely knowledgeable... it's mostly things I've heard from humans, over the years.

But I do think it's amazing that no matter the culture, everyone always looks up.

Huh. That's right, you and Jiji are really old.

[ they seem thoughtful, giving the newly named craneslayer a swing. ]

You're right, though. None of these constellations [ a vague half gesture at themselves ] are familiar to me, but I definitely know what a constellation is.

Right! Some things are just consistent, no matter where you are.

Funny. How that happens.

[ amused: ]

Guess you would know, huh? Oh wise sword spirit.

Oh!

Call me wise again.

[ i love this icon.

anyway, they very dramatically put their hand to their heart. ] Oh wise crane sword spirit, tell this humble follower your wisdom!

Ah! That could bring a tear to my eye.

[ it doesn't, but he wipes at his eyes as if it did. ]

[ they think this is hilarious, actually. ]

Thank you, thank you. I'm a very devoted follower. [ you are very devotedly full of bullshit, aquila ]

I suppose we can call this sect...

Birdism.

Caw, caw.

[ terrible ]

What's the first law of Birdism?

[ he has to actually think about it.... ]

You must always fly in style.

[ they glance down at themselves, and then back at tsuru.

and then nod. stylish. ]

Agreed. Can you fly, Crane?

Of course.

[

sure. ]

Uhhhh-huh.

I wouldn't lie about this!

Prove it.

[ how is tsuru going to prove it, aquila ]

Alas...

Being here has taken that away from me. It's quite tragic.

Yeah, sucks for you guys that you don't get to keep any powers you had. At least you're like, a person shape and not a sword shape.

[ ???? ]

Oh, yeah.

... it would probably be hard for me to be entertaining if they brought me in sword form...

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