AUDIENCE FOR: Tsurumaru

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[they sigh.]

Whatever. You're going to be bored, though.

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I am very good at keeping myself entertained!

Maybe we have some of the same interests?

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Oh, I have zero interests. Like I said, I'm a very boring person.

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What do you do all day?

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Watch paint dry.

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What do you do besides that?

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Watch grass grow.

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Besides that.

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Nothing. I'm a very boring person.

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I feel like other people have to be the judge of that.

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And your verdict, o judge?

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I think you are denying it too much.

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That doesn't mean I'm not boring, though.

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I dunno. I kind of think you're lying to me?

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[they hold their hands out in a half-shrug, palms facing upwards.]

I'm nothing but honest.

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I think most people who say that usually aren't?

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Well, that's a very unfair stereotype.

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We will just hang out more so you can prove that you are telling the truth.

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No.

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We can ease our way into it.

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How about let's not.

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It's okay, I am patient.

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Go be old somewhere else, grandpa.

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jan i will free you from this thread just bc it is old ]