AUDIENCE FOR: Tsurumaru

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Comments

[guestservices]

Well, you never know when one of you might get the bright idea of trying to poison us.

[they'll head over and order from one of the shadowy figures.]

[preowned]

Well, I have no intention of trying to kill any of you.

[ he is half convinced they were also brought here because he's being naughty and working on assumptions, so, ]

[guestservices]

Doesn't do me much good to take your word for it.

[preowned]

Would we even be able to poison you? Virgo was unhurt.

[guestservices]

Try it, if you're willing to risk the consequences.

[it's said in the sharp tone of an unspoken "you'll regret it."]

[preowned]

Once again... why would I try.

[guestservices]

I mean, one of you did just try to stab one of us in front of god and everyone, etc. the other day.

[preowned]

Why are you blaming me for something I didn't do.

[guestservices]

Just pointing out that I don't really have a reason to expect good behaviour from you guys.

[preowned]

I think you seem to expect the worst from people.

[guestservices]

That would be because I do! Congrats.

[i'm so sorry for lepus]

[preowned]

Why?

[ i'm equally sorry ]

[guestservices]

Aren't you a sword? You've seen the worst of people, I'm sure.

[preowned]

Oh, yeah. Humanity can be pretty horrendous and do disgusting deeds.

But I don't usually start out assuming they'll be like that.

[guestservices]

Well, that's your prerogative. It shouldn't be shocking that other people think differently, though.

[preowned]

I know, but it just seems like you're making things more difficult for yourself, you know. People might want to talk to you more to find out why you hate them. I possibly wouldn't have asked for an in person chat if you weren't so aggressive.

[ he just admits this ]

[guestservices]

[placing one hand on their hip]

Actually, you're just a weirdo.

[being an asshole has been great audience deterrent so far!]

[preowned]

Then I will make up for them then.

[guestservices]

Careful, the other seven will get lonely. Some of them are pretty needy, you know?

[preowned]

Then I'll visit all of you.

[guestservices]

Then your boyfriend is going to get needy.

[preowned]

I can spend time with other people.

[guestservices]

[they sigh.]

Whatever. You're going to be bored, though.

[preowned]

I am very good at keeping myself entertained!

Maybe we have some of the same interests?

[guestservices]

Oh, I have zero interests. Like I said, I'm a very boring person.