AUDIENCE FOR: Tsurumaru

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week 0, thursday

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[re: hello! this is a chicken]

Hello? This is a message.
Good day, Mr. Kuninaga. Or Tsurumaru-san. Or what-have-you.

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you may call me whichever you prefer
do you have a preference?

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I do not.
It's your name after all. So I imagine your preference is more important than mine.

[preowned]

well, just whatever you are more likely to use
is gemini fine?

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You would correct me if it was wrong, wouldn't you Mr. Kuninaga?
Gemini is perfectly acceptable.

[preowned]

of course i would!
and gemini it is then

what were you all doing the last few days?

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Your rooms for one thing.
General hotel operations for another.
As I'm sure you've seen this is rather a large place.
Have you been making good use of your time?

[preowned]

primarily exploring
those rooms are very strange! do you help manage those too?

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We do not.
Our employment often has us stationed in other parts of the hotel.
Have you been through many of them?

[preowned]

there is still a lot i have not
can i raise a complaint about them?
there is one where a snake keeps biting you and it is very annoying

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You may.
A snake? Is its only goal to bite?
Explain the snake.

[preowned]

you open the door and then it comes out and bite you
although it is a strange snake
it has someone's face inside it

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What sort of a face?
I assume you already tried to attack it.

[preowned]

haha it did not work!

but the first time i saw it, it looked like my master
and then when we ran into it on accident later it looked like a friend from the village

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A creature of many faces.
Tell me. Did it speak? Or was its only objective to bite?
How did you escape?

[preowned]

we got away after the initial attack
it didn't really follow us out of the room, so it wasn't very hard to escape it
the issue was more the shock of seeing it. people tended to freeze.

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Likely because many of you are unused to strange creatures or surprising danger.
So then how does one train themselves to get over such shock?

[preowned]

i would say by facing it again!
however even if they come to terms with that specific kind of shock, something else may come afterwards to topple them down

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A nasty surprise then.
Do you think there will ever come a time that people won't be shocked by these sorts of things?

week 0, sunday

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[re: do you have time for a chat? this cow has milk and not milf.]

Thank you for the drawing. Where would you prefer I meet you, or do you prefer over the typewriter?

[preowned]

hmmmm
choose your favorite place at the hotel and we can meet there!

[preowned]

no
or at the very least, i hope not
it feels like a loss if nothing comes as a surprise anymore

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Then maybe the courtyard, if that's acceptable with you.

[preowned]

courtyard it is!
i'll see you there in ten minutes

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Okay.