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Then your boyfriend is going to get needy.

I can spend time with other people.

[they sigh.]

Whatever. You're going to be bored, though.

I am very good at keeping myself entertained!

Maybe we have some of the same interests?

Oh, I have zero interests. Like I said, I'm a very boring person.

What do you do all day?

Watch paint dry.

What do you do besides that?

Watch grass grow.

Besides that.

Nothing. I'm a very boring person.

I feel like other people have to be the judge of that.

And your verdict, o judge?

I think you are denying it too much.

That doesn't mean I'm not boring, though.

I dunno. I kind of think you're lying to me?

[they hold their hands out in a half-shrug, palms facing upwards.]

I'm nothing but honest.

I think most people who say that usually aren't?

Well, that's a very unfair stereotype.

We will just hang out more so you can prove that you are telling the truth.

No.

We can ease our way into it.

How about let's not.

It's okay, I am patient.

Go be old somewhere else, grandpa.

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