AUDIENCE FOR: Jason Todd

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[unrecked]

[STOPIJSDFIF HE HAS TWO EYEBALLS i would cry and delete my tag]

No kidding.

[He can self dunk even on baby self.]

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[.............

they just remain quiet after that, still looking like a cornered animal even with the veil. also you saying that when receiving the memory of how someone went blind is very funny]

[unrecked]

[Lepus, buddy. Chill. ALSO SHUT UP, I HATE YOU.

He actually? turns back around to keep slowly walking in the direction of the library.]

Well, if that idiot was there, it couldn't have been at home. So... another place like this one, huh? It's shitty when they screw with you with the people you care about. Got a few of that here.

Waiting my turn for the worst of it, I guess.

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[jason can tell by the lack of footsteps that lepus is not following.

tense, as if they're still waiting for the other shoe to drop—]

Well, good luck with that. I'm sure the others will let you into Trauma Club sooner or later.

[unrecked]

[This isn't surprising, but it does make him stop and glance back again.]

Look. It's shitty. I'm not going to baby you about it, though. [...] Were you friends? Is that why you don't like me? I can leave you alone if you really want.

That kid was probably the better deal of the two of us anyway.

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[...

some of their normal deadpan tone returns, even it sounds a bit forced.]

Don't flatter yourself by thinking you're not singularly annoying even in a vacuum.

[unrecked]

[He snorts a laugh.]

Some things just never change.

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Is this another comparison to your boyfriend or your brother or whoever you're pulling out of your social circle?

[unrecked]

Don't flatter yourself. I was talking about me.

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Not worried that alternate you went around spilling all of your secrets to people?

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I mean, this place is doing a hell of a job of that already without me trying. [He shrugs one shoulder.] I dunno. Younger me was pretty smart. Wanted to please, to be a good person.

I don't think he would straight out the gate.

[Believing... in his younger self. Soft.]

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[gross]

Well, that was one of the more disgusting things I've heard today.

[unrecked]

[He snorts.]

Come on. You told me to go bang Lup or Cloud. I think that beats it.

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Wow, do they know that you find the idea of having sex with them repulsive?

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Well... it's too late for one of them, they already know that isn't true. [Haha...] I just meant the way you said it.

You're such a hardass.

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[okay tmi]

I don't think you, of all people, have room to talk.

[unrecked]

[Yeah, okay, tmi now, but wait until tomorrow when you may or may not be touchy-feely, Lepus.]

I'm not that bad, am I? As bad as you?

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[stop]

You're a lot more annoying than I am.

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[He laughs. Good-naturedly, even though Lepus won't take it that way:]

Is that why you were worried about alternate, little me?

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I wasn't worried.

[lepus says, even though jason literally felt everything in that memory.]

[unrecked]

[They were worried absolutely. He will simply remain smug in knowing the details that Lepus denies.]

Okay. [As if he believes them.] You going to the library, or have you had enough of me already? I'll only be a little offended.

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[they shrug.]

We can go fulfill your nerd desires, or whatever. The longer I'm here, the more excuse I have not to be on phone duty.

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[This makes him laugh. He starts for the library again, assuming Lepus will follow at their own pace.]

What was your game like? Aside from the terrible spiders. Unless that's confidentially hidden beneath the NDA you fuckers decided to sign.

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[they will...]

I'm not confirming or denying anything.

[unrecked]

[This is like being followed by a feral, stray cat who doesn't want you to perceive it, but who will tag along behind you at a distance anyway.]

You can't, or you don't want to?