AUDIENCE FOR: Jason Todd

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[unrecked]

[LEAVE IT TO HIM TO NAME AN ENTIRE TOWN WHOLE ASS. This--cracks him up. He doesn't know the context right away, of course, but hearing Whole Ass...

He literally hasn't changed since he was fifteen, huh.]

"For Whole Ass's sakes alive, I didn't think nar' one of you would end up dead"? Whole Ass?

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Whole Ass.

[unrecked]

I'm the funniest person on the planet.

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And the most modest, I see.

[unrecked]

Absolutely. You already knew this, though, right?

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... Please don't talk as though we were friends.

[it's said mostly flippantly but there's definitely a hint of blerrghhrrrrghhUGH :T in there.]

[unrecked]

Oh. Sorry, sorry. We're not friends and haven't ever been friends in any way. My bad.

[They are fun to tease, no wonder young Jason did not leave them alone.]

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I'm going to cut off your balls and feed them to the shadows.

[unrecked]

[THIS IS FUNNY, but he tries to sound concerned. Sort of fails.]

Hey, hey. Buy me dinner first before you go getting that close to me there.

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[deadpan]

I'm already accompanying you to the library, aren't I?

[unrecked]

That's to make up for dinner? Sheesh.

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Dinner's pushing your luck.

[unrecked]

[He sort of throws both hands up in surrender and resignation as he leads into the library.]

I feel like a little kid being walked to the bus stop. [He glances back.] It surprise you any?

How big I got from being a skinny runt.

[This doesn't sound smug at all. It sounds genuinely curious actually.]

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[they pause because like, are you asking them to evaluate your tallness or buffness.]

Careful, the way you put that almost makes me feel like I need an adult in the room. Anyway, I am aware of the existence of something called puberty, actually.

[it is a little weird looking up at jason instead of down, even if they're not too chuffed about it because they know they're not a tall male in the first place. but yeah, jason sure did hit a growth spurt.]

[unrecked]

[Both. Evaluated him. (no)

This makes him laugh a little.] Sort of feels like I almost missed it. [He did mentally.

Which is why he is so immature.]

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... You know what, I can see it.

[yeah.]

[unrecked]

[He pretends to be offended.]

What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

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As they say, ignorance is bliss.

[unrecked]

[looks at the card of them he gets later and nods]

You keep that up, and I'm going to give you a hug.

[This threat is empty.]

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My threat of cutting off your dick still stands.

[unrecked]

Sheesh. You try to be nice to a guy...

[As if Lepus isn't literally right there.]

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[jason might get the sense that they're raising an eyebrow.]

You, nice? Are you sure you're capable of that?

[unrecked]

You’re the last person who gets to tell me that, pal.

[If he was less of a nerd, maybe he would throw a book. But he doesn’t.]

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[fuckin nerd

they hold their hands up, pacifying.]

Hey, I'm allowed to call the kettle black.

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[SHUT UP]

Just because you've got experience?