AUDIENCE FOR: Jason Todd

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... You know what, I can see it.

[yeah.]

[unrecked]

[He pretends to be offended.]

What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

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As they say, ignorance is bliss.

[unrecked]

[looks at the card of them he gets later and nods]

You keep that up, and I'm going to give you a hug.

[This threat is empty.]

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My threat of cutting off your dick still stands.

[unrecked]

Sheesh. You try to be nice to a guy...

[As if Lepus isn't literally right there.]

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[jason might get the sense that they're raising an eyebrow.]

You, nice? Are you sure you're capable of that?

[unrecked]

You’re the last person who gets to tell me that, pal.

[If he was less of a nerd, maybe he would throw a book. But he doesn’t.]

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[fuckin nerd

they hold their hands up, pacifying.]

Hey, I'm allowed to call the kettle black.

[unrecked]

[SHUT UP]

Just because you've got experience?

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[cheerfully but in a way that's, like, flippant—]

Because I fully accept that I'm a hypocrite.

[unrecked]

[He actually looks playfully shocked! Like! WOW! He sort of grabs his chest. Leans on a bookshelf.]

Lepus? Admits they're a hypocrite?!

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[jason,]

Try not to fall over and bang your head from the shock. Your underdeveloped brain probably can't handle losing any brain cells.

[unrecked]

[Look.]

Alright, what did I tell you about being an asshole?

[The more they are an asshole, the more Jason is at home and fond.]

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Must've forgotten already.

[STOP]

[unrecked]

[fucking lepus]

I thought you said I was the one with an underdeveloped brain? Tch.

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Maybe I'm still going through puberty, hmm? You don't have that excuse.

[unrecked]

One minute, you're not a kid, then next you are. Make up your mind, will you? I don't know how you didn't drive the other me crazy. Maybe you did.

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He hated me, actually.

[for the record this is said with seemingly complete sincerity because lepus knows jason didn't but this jason doesn't know that?]

[unrecked]

[He sort of looks at them because while this might be true for a situation, he is unfortunately still Jason Todd.

He knows himself. There’s no way that Jason couldn’t like this fuck like he also likes this fuck. Not unless Jason was a pod person.

But he doesn’t say anything.]

Oh yeah? Must have deserved it.

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[A POD PERSON also god what does he have to do, wave a knife around at jason too??]

Maybe he had the sense not to hang around trash.

[unrecked]

[His face immediately drops, he can’t help it. He wears his emotions most of the time despite being a Bat.

Worst Bat.]

You’re not trash.

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very serenely,]

You know, this is what I pulled a knife out on Lup for.

[unrecked]

Wouldn't be the first time I had a knife pulled on me for being nice, as you've seen. So? I'm not scared of a knife. You pull out a knife, I'm gonna start liking it.

[He loves fighting, sadly. He is a bat kid.]

My advice is don't do that to Lup again, but I can't really scold you here. [He pulled a gun out and waved it around.] I'm not going to baby you.

But stop saying you're trash.

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wow lepus doesn't know what to do with ANY of this. so after a moment deliberation they decide to make a choice they figure will probably go poorly for them because jason will like it too much but

they're not going to pull out a knife on him but they will lunge at him with surprising speed to try and strike him in the face. i hate this.]