AUDIENCE FOR: Jason Todd

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[unrecked]

Orion's it is then.

[Since he knows Orion is pretty strong, but also not as bad off about teasing as some of the others. Is he sparing Lepus? Who knows.]

No hard feelings, right? You gave me a good biff, and I gave you a little of what I gave Royce. We're even?

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I can just open up a shadow portal, idiot.

[call orion and they will try to kick you in the balls again :/ ]

Yeah, yeah. Murder attempts are just a normal part of daily interaction, etc.

[it's said dryly but tbh not entirely sarcastically]

[unrecked]

[Yeah, well, he is going to put them down somewhere behind the desk so he is far away when he ding-dong-ditches it. That's what he's doing.]

Murder attempts are how you make friends. How do you think I ended up making a deal to take Royce's place, huh?

[Hehe.

Putting Lepus down behind the counter.......he really is going to ding-dong-ditch.]

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[unfortunately most of lepus's canon friends are also people who've threatened to murder them or caused them significant bodily harm]

—If you have to call someone, ring Vulpecula.

[unrecked]

[He gives Lepus an apologetic pap on the face through the veil.]

Sorry for zapping you like Thor. It'll wear off, but you'll be a little sore. I did warn you. Take it from someone who is always rowdy: let's be a little less rowdy, okay?

[POT. KETTLE.

Imagine he rings Orion anyway. On his way around, though, he does hit Vulpecula's bell. GOODBYE.]

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[lepus is focusing to shadow portal away but they figure vulpecula will come and bother them later for this :/

goodbye forever jason]

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[vulpecula comes out of lepus's shadow portal at that exact same moment. no goodbye forever, you're not going anywhere.

they look at jason. they look at lepus and grab for the back collar of their uniform.]

What did you do? [and then, to jason - ] I am so sorry for... whatever happened here.

[unrecked]

[OH N

He stops exactly like the cartoon people do when they are sneaking exaggeratedly and get caught red-handed. He holds both hands up like he's under arrest, help. IGNORE THE SHINER ON HIS FACE UNDER ONE EYE. Which is hilarious.]

S'fine. We were... just getting to know each other.

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Yup. Just some friendly bonding. You shouldn't have come—Jason was stingy and didn't even put in a tip for you? Anyway, let go or I'm taking you with me.

[as they'll open up another shadow portal, so vulpecula can come with them or separate.]

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...

[just. sighs. and points at jason's eye.]

Put ice on that or something!

[but they don't let go of lepus so yeah they're going together. jason will hear vulpecula nagging them as they go - ]

Friendly bonding, my foot - and you have the nerve to get on me about doing reckless things?

[unrecked]

[He reaches up to touch under his eye, blinking, and then winces. Oh yeah. He tries really hard not to snort as Lepus gets dragged away. "They're going through a portal." Dragged away.

But he snorts anyway.

And waves.]