Wouldn't be the first time I had a knife pulled on me for being nice, as you've seen. So? I'm not scared of a knife. You pull out a knife, I'm gonna start liking it.
[He loves fighting, sadly. He is a bat kid.]
My advice is don't do that to Lup again, but I can't really scold you here. [He pulled a gun out and waved it around.] I'm not going to baby you.
wow lepus doesn't know what to do with ANY of this. so after a moment deliberation they decide to make a choice they figure will probably go poorly for them because jason will like it too much but
they're not going to pull out a knife on him but they will lunge at him with surprising speed to try and strike him in the face. i hate this.]
Jason is getting punched in the face because Lepus is too fast. Instead of a knife gash, he will have a big shiner on his cheek. It manages to sort of turn his head which is pretty amazing. He also still tries to grab their arm to hold it in place.]
Buddy, I like you, but I'm going to hurt you.
Edited (stop i cant read i made the knife exist) 2022-07-07 13:44 (UTC)
Jason will catch them with an arm and also put away the stun gun. He has a nice goose egg on his cheek now, though.]
Come on, I warned you. I don’t want to fight you, I owe you too much.
[He will actually pick them up so he can take them back to the employee lounge, though? They might poof if they come to before then but hopefully they don’t try to fight.]
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You, nice? Are you sure you're capable of that?
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[If he was less of a nerd, maybe he would throw a book. But he doesn’t.]
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they hold their hands up, pacifying.]
Hey, I'm allowed to call the kettle black.
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Just because you've got experience?
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Because I fully accept that I'm a hypocrite.
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Lepus? Admits they're a hypocrite?!
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Try not to fall over and bang your head from the shock. Your underdeveloped brain probably can't handle losing any brain cells.
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Alright, what did I tell you about being an asshole?
[The more they are an asshole, the more Jason is at home and fond.]
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[STOP]
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I thought you said I was the one with an underdeveloped brain? Tch.
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[for the record this is said with seemingly complete sincerity because lepus knows jason didn't but this jason doesn't know that?]
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He knows himself. There’s no way that Jason couldn’t like this fuck like he also likes this fuck. Not unless Jason was a pod person.
But he doesn’t say anything.]
Oh yeah? Must have deserved it.
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Maybe he had the sense not to hang around trash.
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Worst Bat.]
You’re not trash.
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very serenely,]
You know, this is what I pulled a knife out on Lup for.
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[He loves fighting, sadly. He is a bat kid.]
My advice is don't do that to Lup again, but I can't really scold you here. [He pulled a gun out and waved it around.] I'm not going to baby you.
But stop saying you're trash.
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wow lepus doesn't know what to do with ANY of this. so after a moment deliberation they decide to make a choice they figure will probably go poorly for them because jason will like it too much but
they're not going to pull out a knife on him but they will lunge at him with surprising speed to try and strike him in the face. i hate this.]
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Jason is getting punched in the face because Lepus is too fast. Instead of a knife gash, he will have a big shiner on his cheek. It manages to sort of turn his head which is pretty amazing. He also still tries to grab their arm to hold it in place.]
Buddy, I like you, but I'm going to hurt you.
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anyway, it's hard to tell with the veil, but jason might get the impression lepus is giving him a hard stare.]
Try it.
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Jason has one of the forearms, but he shifts his other one to dip quickly into the pocket of his jacket. Maybe Lepus knows what is coming.
He pulls out the stun gun because he absolutely is going to try to zap Lepus in the chest. This
is a repeat of what Lepus saw, so hate that.]
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Jason will catch them with an arm and also put away the stun gun. He has a nice goose egg on his cheek now, though.]
Come on, I warned you. I don’t want to fight you, I owe you too much.
[He will actually pick them up so he can take them back to the employee lounge, though? They might poof if they come to before then but hopefully they don’t try to fight.]
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Shit. Asshole.
[they are also in pain and apparently that's making more of their foul mouth come through. weakly—]
What the hell do you even owe me, anyway...?
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