AUDIENCE FOR: Jason Todd

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[unrecked]

[He snorts.]

Come on. You told me to go bang Lup or Cloud. I think that beats it.

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Wow, do they know that you find the idea of having sex with them repulsive?

[unrecked]

Well... it's too late for one of them, they already know that isn't true. [Haha...] I just meant the way you said it.

You're such a hardass.

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[okay tmi]

I don't think you, of all people, have room to talk.

[unrecked]

[Yeah, okay, tmi now, but wait until tomorrow when you may or may not be touchy-feely, Lepus.]

I'm not that bad, am I? As bad as you?

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[stop]

You're a lot more annoying than I am.

[unrecked]

[He laughs. Good-naturedly, even though Lepus won't take it that way:]

Is that why you were worried about alternate, little me?

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I wasn't worried.

[lepus says, even though jason literally felt everything in that memory.]

[unrecked]

[They were worried absolutely. He will simply remain smug in knowing the details that Lepus denies.]

Okay. [As if he believes them.] You going to the library, or have you had enough of me already? I'll only be a little offended.

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[they shrug.]

We can go fulfill your nerd desires, or whatever. The longer I'm here, the more excuse I have not to be on phone duty.

[unrecked]

[This makes him laugh. He starts for the library again, assuming Lepus will follow at their own pace.]

What was your game like? Aside from the terrible spiders. Unless that's confidentially hidden beneath the NDA you fuckers decided to sign.

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[they will...]

I'm not confirming or denying anything.

[unrecked]

[This is like being followed by a feral, stray cat who doesn't want you to perceive it, but who will tag along behind you at a distance anyway.]

You can't, or you don't want to?

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I mean, what incentive do I have to, anyway?

[unrecked]

There isn't really an incentive. It's more--you know, telling the alternate version of the person who was there with you... [gestures] what they were involved in?

Like, it's decency. Especially if that person was a kid.

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You do realize how these things go, right? Whatever happened to anyone in there—ultimately none of it's exactly pleasant.

[unrecked]

Yeah, no shit. I meant... what was the place like, the theme. Like how mine was an island and we thought we were being hunted for sport, only to find out it was purgatory.

That sort of thing.

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[they sigh.]

Wild West type of thing.

[unrecked]

[Pretends hugging never happened because this thread is earlier. Whew.]

I was a cowboy?

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Yup. Talked in the accent and everything.

[jason doesn't remember it so lepus can make up whatever shit they want]

[unrecked]

[Actually, he can see himself talking in an accent as a joke and to be annoying.]

Like: For Lands sakes alive, I didn't think nar' one of you would end up dead.

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More like "For Whole Ass's sake", thanks to you.

[unrecked]

[LEAVE IT TO HIM TO NAME AN ENTIRE TOWN WHOLE ASS. This--cracks him up. He doesn't know the context right away, of course, but hearing Whole Ass...

He literally hasn't changed since he was fifteen, huh.]

"For Whole Ass's sakes alive, I didn't think nar' one of you would end up dead"? Whole Ass?

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Whole Ass.

[unrecked]

I'm the funniest person on the planet.