AUDIENCE FOR: Jason Todd

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[unrecked]

Nah. I'm pretty sure I know what you're doing, but... almost re-thought giving other people a way to keep track of what I've got and what I don't got.

[He sort of nods with his chin.]

Go ahead.

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If you get framed for having a power, it's your responsibility to get out of it.

[they take the key. after a few moments, one of the stars at the bottom lights up and remains lit.

they hand it back to jason.]

There.

[dispel effect is now his! as stated on the menu, it will allow him to pick any target, including himself, and either a) cancel out an active effect or b) protect them from the next effect inflicted on them. "effect" in this context refers to curse-type powers/powers that are along the lines of "do [x] to [y]" and aren't blatantly helpful (e.g. it wouldn't cancel out healing). one use only.]

[unrecked]

Yeah, no pressure. [He takes the key back to glance over it, then spins it around one finger idly.] Thanks.

Even if your task was kind of a pain.

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Good. [they shrug.] That was the point.

[unrecked]

I think you were just being hard on me specifically on purpose.

I guess I do owe you a Snickers now. Take an IOU?

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You think you've done enough for me to be invested in your existence? [they wave a hand.] I'll pass.

[unrecked]

[He snorts.]

What, [parroting] you think I'll poison you? Alright then. I like challenges. What's it take? I'm not really working with a lot here, so you may luck out anyway.

[guestservices]

I don't even know what you're going on about now.

[unrecked]

Come on. Keep up, Lepus. What's it take for you to be invested in my existence?

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I assure you I will have zero interest in you as a person for as long as I live.

[i'm so sorry (even if jason is stinky) although lepus is not]

[unrecked]

[Honestly, he thinks this is amusing as shit. He's mildly grinning. He's stinky.]

I don't know about all that. You gave me room service. Couldn't you have told me to go to someone else?

[guestservices]

Unfortunately, you specifically requested one of mine. So no, not really. Sure wish I could've, though.

[unrecked]

[Help, he still is amused.]

If you think being the biggest asshole you can be is going to make me go away, you’re in for a huge surprise. I prefer assholes over people who coddle you. It’s why I came to get one from you. Aside from wanting something that can get rid of a curse.

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[unrecked]

What, cat got your tongue? Come on, Lepus. You've seen how I act. You have to know who I am if you read any files. Of course I would like assholes.

I'm used to people who cut to the chase, who don't stand around and make small talk.

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[...................

anyway]

Have you considered seeing a therapist for your issues? Sounds like you could use one.

[unrecked]

Sorry, good healthcare wasn't a part of my employment package, so I just had to compartmentalize and pretend like everything is fine. Why? You guys don't do that where you're from?

[guestservices]

I've never needed healthcare in my life.

[unrecked]

Seriously? You sound worse off than me. No wonder you're grouchy.

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I am a perfectly well-behaved and polite child.

[unrecked]

I have never met a single well-behaved and polite child in my life, so this seems fake.

[guestservices]

That sounds like a you problem.

[unrecked]

[is this ray, jan]

It sounds like a shitty little kid problem. But don't worry, I put up with one of those on a bi-weekly basis most of the time. You two would maybe get along.

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[who knows]

No thanks. If they're as much of a pain as you, that just sounds like a headache.

[unrecked]

Well, he can be a pain in my ass, but you two seems a lot alike. So you’d probably like him better than me.

What else is new.