AUDIENCE FOR: Jason Todd

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I don't even know what you're going on about now.

[unrecked]

Come on. Keep up, Lepus. What's it take for you to be invested in my existence?

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I assure you I will have zero interest in you as a person for as long as I live.

[i'm so sorry (even if jason is stinky) although lepus is not]

[unrecked]

[Honestly, he thinks this is amusing as shit. He's mildly grinning. He's stinky.]

I don't know about all that. You gave me room service. Couldn't you have told me to go to someone else?

[guestservices]

Unfortunately, you specifically requested one of mine. So no, not really. Sure wish I could've, though.

[unrecked]

[Help, he still is amused.]

If you think being the biggest asshole you can be is going to make me go away, you’re in for a huge surprise. I prefer assholes over people who coddle you. It’s why I came to get one from you. Aside from wanting something that can get rid of a curse.

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FUCK WHAT DO THEY DO NOW]

[unrecked]

What, cat got your tongue? Come on, Lepus. You've seen how I act. You have to know who I am if you read any files. Of course I would like assholes.

I'm used to people who cut to the chase, who don't stand around and make small talk.

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anyway]

Have you considered seeing a therapist for your issues? Sounds like you could use one.

[unrecked]

Sorry, good healthcare wasn't a part of my employment package, so I just had to compartmentalize and pretend like everything is fine. Why? You guys don't do that where you're from?

[guestservices]

I've never needed healthcare in my life.

[unrecked]

Seriously? You sound worse off than me. No wonder you're grouchy.

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I am a perfectly well-behaved and polite child.

[unrecked]

I have never met a single well-behaved and polite child in my life, so this seems fake.

[guestservices]

That sounds like a you problem.

[unrecked]

[is this ray, jan]

It sounds like a shitty little kid problem. But don't worry, I put up with one of those on a bi-weekly basis most of the time. You two would maybe get along.

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[who knows]

No thanks. If they're as much of a pain as you, that just sounds like a headache.

[unrecked]

Well, he can be a pain in my ass, but you two seems a lot alike. So you’d probably like him better than me.

What else is new.

[guestservices]

I hate people in general, so probably not.

[unrecked]

Funny, so does he.

[guestservices]

Haven't you ever heard about magnets repelling?

[unrecked]

Sure. You’re being pretty hard on Little D, though. He needs more friends.

I’d say you could probably use a few, but I assume you’ll tell me the same thing I tell everyone else. Don’t need ‘em.

[guestservices]

Please stop trying to hire me as a nanny.

[unrecked]

Hah. Your credentials are absolutely terrible for a nanny position, so no.

Besides, we already have Alfred.

[guestservices]

Great, so he's covered and you can stop trying to foist him onto others.