Oh, you think I'm hunting for specialty. Nah, I get that. It's not about what I think you can give me that's different. It's about what kind of people you are. The deal is what I give you, but...
Take Virgo, for instance. Said they wanted to be the big man when making deals. Don't know if I jive too well with that actually. There are too many people in Gotham who always want to be the big man at the expense of someone else. No point in me making a deal with them then.
Yeah, well, they didn't prove they weren't a nudist either when I accused them of enjoying being naked, so. They probably wouldn't prove they could read to me either.
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Take Virgo, for instance. Said they wanted to be the big man when making deals. Don't know if I jive too well with that actually. There are too many people in Gotham who always want to be the big man at the expense of someone else. No point in me making a deal with them then.
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You're so critical of my methods, sheesh. I really do feel like I'm talking to B and Little D.
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Your constant comparisons to people I've never met mean absolutely nothing to me, for the record.
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[He says this like it's obvious they can probably read.]
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Nope, I'm illiterate. That'll teach you to make assumptions.
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[Just gestures
at all of them.]
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Trust me, I do not want to know.
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In that case they're a nudist.
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[DONT SAY IT]
Why are you like this? Is it just me? Are you this way with everyone else? Why am I being bullied by a child?
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[disgusting.]
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What, that I like you?
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[don't say anything]
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Then please go talk to them before they get jealous.
[ :/ ]
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Sure. Sorry to break your heart. [He doesn't sound sorry.] See ya around.