AUDIENCE FOR: Jason Todd

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FUCK WHAT DO THEY DO NOW]

[unrecked]

What, cat got your tongue? Come on, Lepus. You've seen how I act. You have to know who I am if you read any files. Of course I would like assholes.

I'm used to people who cut to the chase, who don't stand around and make small talk.

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Have you considered seeing a therapist for your issues? Sounds like you could use one.

[unrecked]

Sorry, good healthcare wasn't a part of my employment package, so I just had to compartmentalize and pretend like everything is fine. Why? You guys don't do that where you're from?

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I've never needed healthcare in my life.

[unrecked]

Seriously? You sound worse off than me. No wonder you're grouchy.

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I am a perfectly well-behaved and polite child.

[unrecked]

I have never met a single well-behaved and polite child in my life, so this seems fake.

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That sounds like a you problem.

[unrecked]

[is this ray, jan]

It sounds like a shitty little kid problem. But don't worry, I put up with one of those on a bi-weekly basis most of the time. You two would maybe get along.

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[who knows]

No thanks. If they're as much of a pain as you, that just sounds like a headache.

[unrecked]

Well, he can be a pain in my ass, but you two seems a lot alike. So you’d probably like him better than me.

What else is new.

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I hate people in general, so probably not.

[unrecked]

Funny, so does he.

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Haven't you ever heard about magnets repelling?

[unrecked]

Sure. You’re being pretty hard on Little D, though. He needs more friends.

I’d say you could probably use a few, but I assume you’ll tell me the same thing I tell everyone else. Don’t need ‘em.

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Please stop trying to hire me as a nanny.

[unrecked]

Hah. Your credentials are absolutely terrible for a nanny position, so no.

Besides, we already have Alfred.

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Great, so he's covered and you can stop trying to foist him onto others.

[unrecked]

Hey, I'm just trying to make some friendly connections for him. He doesn't need a babysitter, he needs a friend. I'm helping.

[he is not]

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[jason,]

Somehow, I doubt that.

[unrecked]

[He laughs.]

Give me a little credit. [No.] Got a question. What kind of deals do you like making?

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Don't you already have a deal going on?

[unrecked]

Yeah, but wouldn't mind having two under the belt. Why? Going to tell me I can't and to get lost?

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Yeah, just focus on the one you have right now. Get too greedy and it'll come back to bite you.