AUDIENCE FOR: Jason Todd

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[deadpan]

Your constant comparisons to people I've never met mean absolutely nothing to me, for the record.

[unrecked]

Yeah, I get that a lot. Maybe you should read whatever thick file this place has on me then. Please tell me you can read.

[He says this like it's obvious they can probably read.]

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[without missing a beat]

Nope, I'm illiterate. That'll teach you to make assumptions.

[unrecked]

Maybe I'd believe that if you acted more like Virgo and less like.

[Just gestures

at all of them.]

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Are you stereotyping now? That's very rude.

[unrecked]

Yeah, well, they didn't prove they weren't a nudist either when I accused them of enjoying being naked, so. They probably wouldn't prove they could read to me either.

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I will neither confirm nor deny whether they are, in fact, a nudist.

[unrecked]

[Puts up both hands in surrender.]

Trust me, I do not want to know.

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[immediately]

In that case they're a nudist.

[unrecked]

No!

[DONT SAY IT]

Why are you like this? Is it just me? Are you this way with everyone else? Why am I being bullied by a child?

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Rest assured I hate you all equally.

[unrecked]

Can't say that isn't why I like you, Lepus. Not playing favorites.

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Please never say those words again.

[disgusting.]

[unrecked]

[Unfortunately, this only makes him want to say the words more.]

What, that I like you?

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Sorry, you're not my type.

[unrecked]

Hah. Sorry to you first, pal, but I've already got a date.

[don't say anything]

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[there are so many things they could say to that but]

Then please go talk to them before they get jealous.

[ :/ ]

[unrecked]

[He really wants to pull their hat down like he does Aquarius's, but he will be nice and not.]

Sure. Sorry to break your heart. [He doesn't sound sorry.] See ya around.