AUDIENCE FOR: Jason Todd

[guestservices]

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[guestservices]

[who knows]

No thanks. If they're as much of a pain as you, that just sounds like a headache.

[unrecked]

Well, he can be a pain in my ass, but you two seems a lot alike. So you’d probably like him better than me.

What else is new.

[guestservices]

I hate people in general, so probably not.

[unrecked]

Funny, so does he.

[guestservices]

Haven't you ever heard about magnets repelling?

[unrecked]

Sure. You’re being pretty hard on Little D, though. He needs more friends.

I’d say you could probably use a few, but I assume you’ll tell me the same thing I tell everyone else. Don’t need ‘em.

[guestservices]

Please stop trying to hire me as a nanny.

[unrecked]

Hah. Your credentials are absolutely terrible for a nanny position, so no.

Besides, we already have Alfred.

[guestservices]

Great, so he's covered and you can stop trying to foist him onto others.

[unrecked]

Hey, I'm just trying to make some friendly connections for him. He doesn't need a babysitter, he needs a friend. I'm helping.

[he is not]

[guestservices]

[jason,]

Somehow, I doubt that.

[unrecked]

[He laughs.]

Give me a little credit. [No.] Got a question. What kind of deals do you like making?

[guestservices]

Don't you already have a deal going on?

[unrecked]

Yeah, but wouldn't mind having two under the belt. Why? Going to tell me I can't and to get lost?

[guestservices]

Yeah, just focus on the one you have right now. Get too greedy and it'll come back to bite you.

[unrecked]

I'm not scared. I'm already in a murder hotel via hostage negotiations. Besides, that deal is a little more long term. Takes a while to work out, if at all.

Why can't I have one that works a bit sooner?

[guestservices]

Should've thought of that before you made it, then! But seriously, it's not a thing where you go around making deals with everyone. Do you know how much work that'd be for all of us?

[unrecked]

Nah, don't get me wrong. I don't want a deal with everyone. That's just stupid. You know how much work that'd be for me? Wanted maybe two. Something big, something small.

I'm only asking around because I want to make it with the right person for whatever I plan.

[guestservices]

Well, like I said. [they shake their head.] You made one already, so live with it. The others will give you the same answer.

[unrecked]

Yeah? I got a different one before. You change policy, or is it because of how severe my deal is?

[guestservices]

Let's just say too many people trying too many times.

[unrecked]

[A snort.]

I see. Makes sense, I guess. Feels like I'm back in school getting punished because other people are doing something stupid.

[guestservices]

[dryly]

Passing off the blame to others? In any case, it was never meant to be something for you guys to spam. Stop trying to shop around—that's what the room service powers are for.

[unrecked]

Hey, I was told not to spam. I only wanted two, sheesh, I'm not the problem here. It's not so different than the room service either, squirt. I have to decide which room service is right for me, yeah?

Same with my deals. I want to know what kind of deals you guys like to make, and what kind of people you are making them. I don't make a deal with every single person that sticks their hand out to me. [A shrug.] But it's fine. Nothing we can do about that now.

[guestservices]

You're not missing out. It's not the kind of thing where we each offer unique stuff or whatever. Our deals would be pretty standard across the board.