guestservices | AUDIENCE FOR: Jason Todd

Let's just say too many people trying too many times.

[A snort.]

I see. Makes sense, I guess. Feels like I'm back in school getting punished because other people are doing something stupid.

[dryly]

Passing off the blame to others? In any case, it was never meant to be something for you guys to spam. Stop trying to shop around—that's what the room service powers are for.

Hey, I was told not to spam. I only wanted two, sheesh, I'm not the problem here. It's not so different than the room service either, squirt. I have to decide which room service is right for me, yeah?

Same with my deals. I want to know what kind of deals you guys like to make, and what kind of people you are making them. I don't make a deal with every single person that sticks their hand out to me. [A shrug.] But it's fine. Nothing we can do about that now.

You're not missing out. It's not the kind of thing where we each offer unique stuff or whatever. Our deals would be pretty standard across the board.

Oh, you think I'm hunting for specialty. Nah, I get that. It's not about what I think you can give me that's different. It's about what kind of people you are. The deal is what I give you, but...

Take Virgo, for instance. Said they wanted to be the big man when making deals. Don't know if I jive too well with that actually. There are too many people in Gotham who always want to be the big man at the expense of someone else. No point in me making a deal with them then.

And you think trying to offer deals is the only way to gauge that? I think anyone could've told you that Virgo is a bossy loudmouth without that.

Sure, I could tell that much; it's not the only way. Just wanted to see what they'd say to me in private when talking about deals. If things lined up.

You're so critical of my methods, sheesh. I really do feel like I'm talking to B and Little D.

[deadpan]

Your constant comparisons to people I've never met mean absolutely nothing to me, for the record.

Yeah, I get that a lot. Maybe you should read whatever thick file this place has on me then. Please tell me you can read.

[He says this like it's obvious they can probably read.]

[without missing a beat]

Nope, I'm illiterate. That'll teach you to make assumptions.

Maybe I'd believe that if you acted more like Virgo and less like.

[Just gestures

at all of them.]

Are you stereotyping now? That's very rude.

Yeah, well, they didn't prove they weren't a nudist either when I accused them of enjoying being naked, so. They probably wouldn't prove they could read to me either.

I will neither confirm nor deny whether they are, in fact, a nudist.

[Puts up both hands in surrender.]

Trust me, I do not want to know.

[immediately]

In that case they're a nudist.

No!

[DONT SAY IT]

Why are you like this? Is it just me? Are you this way with everyone else? Why am I being bullied by a child?

Rest assured I hate you all equally.

Can't say that isn't why I like you, Lepus. Not playing favorites.

Please never say those words again.

[disgusting.]

[Unfortunately, this only makes him want to say the words more.]

What, that I like you?

Sorry, you're not my type.

Hah. Sorry to you first, pal, but I've already got a date.

[don't say anything]

[there are so many things they could say to that but]

Then please go talk to them before they get jealous.

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