AUDIENCE FOR: Lup

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mostly void, partially stars.

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[evocationary]

[stop that was a fuckin joke]

... Really? [she's... skeptical...]

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Yup. Really.

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Huh.

Well, okay. I guess I can't feed you, then. [she's a little hesitant, because she's still half expecting them to be like HAHA NO YOU IDIOT]

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[stop would they do that]

I did tell you.

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[she would not put it past them to be like "i'm a robot" "really?" "no"]

Well, you could've told me the reason!

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[they shrug.]

Had to keep some details about my life private.

[evocationary]

But not anymore?

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Don't expect much.

[evocationary]

I wasn't, especially not from you.

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Good. Keep it that way.

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[a pause.]

Do you feel things? This is a serious question.

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... What? Why do you want to know?

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Like, I mean, do you get warm, or cold? You have emotions, clearly, considering you're annoyed at me twenty-four seven.

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Yes, I feel stuff. Again, why?

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... Why do you think I'm asking? [she sounds very amused now]

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I'm not going to pretend I have any idea how someone like you thinks.

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[she laughs!]

Asshole. [this is a little fond, though.] I'm mostly curious. It also makes it easier to come up with tips for you.

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WHY FOND. PLEASE STOP.]

The hell is that supposed to mean?

[evocationary]

[absolutely not]

You are so flustered, calm down.

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I'm completely calm.

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Uh huh. Are you? [steps closer... to them...]

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[they remain still, arms crossed. lup can probably sense the scowl.]

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[okay but this is the most fun she's had all day, sorry

she steps closer again. how. tall are they, i need to know if she's staring up or what.]

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lepus and lup are around the same height, actually.]

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[this is so funny

anyway she's going to try to hug them. she's anticipating being destroyed but it's a risk she's willing to take.]