AUDIENCE FOR: Lup

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mostly void, partially stars.

❤

Comments

[evocationary]

[this is so funny

anyway she's going to try to hug them. she's anticipating being destroyed but it's a risk she's willing to take.]

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[LUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there's a moment where you can tell their mind short-circuited as the red from beyond their veil flares

before they STIFFEN AND BRISTLE LIKE A STRAY FERAL ANIMAL THAT LUP JUST PICKED UP and then yeah they're shoving her away, using the momentum to jump back as they do to put some space between them and this fckin menace]

[evocationary]

[SHE JUST LAUGHS I'M SORRY

she probably falls on her ass. it's fine, she's cracking up too bad.]

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[ugh!!!!]

I'm going to kill you.

[evocationary]

[between giggles:] No, you're not. Because then you'd have to replace me, and that'd be a pain in the ass.

[guestservices]

I don't know about that. Your replacement would be less annoying.

[evocationary]

Ohhh, my god, do you already have someone lined up?

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[deadpan]

Let's see... who do you like the least around here?

[evocationary]

[she laughs!!]

Jokes on you, you'll never know because you won't get to know me as a person!

[guestservices]

Then it's a good thing I have about seven other snitches, huh?

[evocationary]

They all like me enough to not snitch. [uwu]

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[in a drawl:]

You sure about that?

[evocationary]

[a pause, and then

she goes to the closest typewriter and addresses all 7 of the other npcs with a text: do not tell lepus anything about me! don't let them cheat!

i'd do this as a request but i'm not going to spam]

[guestservices]

[they just. watch this.]

Woooow. Spoken like someone who wasn't so assured in what she just said after all.

[evocationary]

Bite me, robot-butt.

[guestservices]

No thanks, I'm not into that kind of thing.

[evocationary]

What a shame. A torrid love affair between android (?) [yes she says parenthesis question mark] and elf, staff and guest... that's exactly the type of entertainment the Nightman would be into!

[don't just make things up]

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[lup.]

And then you'd get arrested by moral guardians.

[evocationary]

[teehee]

Moral guardians? Is that a thing?

[guestservices]

Yeah, they're hiding in the shadows. You just haven't seen them.

[evocationary]

Well, now I have to see them. What exactly do I have to do to get them to show up?

[guestservices]

Go back to banging Cloud or Emet-Selch or Jason or whoever and stop trying to hit on Gemini.

1/2

[evocationary]

[chokes]

[evocationary]

... Oh, I see, you're the moral guardian.

[guestservices]

[a snort as they hold up their hands, palms facing lup.]

Yeah, you got me.