AUDIENCE FOR: Lup

[guestservices]

mostly void, partially stars.

❤

Comments

[evocationary]

[a pause, and then

she goes to the closest typewriter and addresses all 7 of the other npcs with a text: do not tell lepus anything about me! don't let them cheat!

i'd do this as a request but i'm not going to spam]

[guestservices]

[they just. watch this.]

Woooow. Spoken like someone who wasn't so assured in what she just said after all.

[evocationary]

Bite me, robot-butt.

[guestservices]

No thanks, I'm not into that kind of thing.

[evocationary]

What a shame. A torrid love affair between android (?) [yes she says parenthesis question mark] and elf, staff and guest... that's exactly the type of entertainment the Nightman would be into!

[don't just make things up]

[guestservices]

[lup.]

And then you'd get arrested by moral guardians.

[evocationary]

[teehee]

Moral guardians? Is that a thing?

[guestservices]

Yeah, they're hiding in the shadows. You just haven't seen them.

[evocationary]

Well, now I have to see them. What exactly do I have to do to get them to show up?

[guestservices]

Go back to banging Cloud or Emet-Selch or Jason or whoever and stop trying to hit on Gemini.

1/2

[evocationary]

[chokes]

[evocationary]

... Oh, I see, you're the moral guardian.

[guestservices]

[a snort as they hold up their hands, palms facing lup.]

Yeah, you got me.