AUDIENCE FOR: Lup

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mostly void, partially stars.

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... Why do you think I'm asking? [she sounds very amused now]

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I'm not going to pretend I have any idea how someone like you thinks.

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[she laughs!]

Asshole. [this is a little fond, though.] I'm mostly curious. It also makes it easier to come up with tips for you.

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WHY FOND. PLEASE STOP.]

The hell is that supposed to mean?

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[absolutely not]

You are so flustered, calm down.

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I'm completely calm.

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Uh huh. Are you? [steps closer... to them...]

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[they remain still, arms crossed. lup can probably sense the scowl.]

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[okay but this is the most fun she's had all day, sorry

she steps closer again. how. tall are they, i need to know if she's staring up or what.]

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lepus and lup are around the same height, actually.]

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[this is so funny

anyway she's going to try to hug them. she's anticipating being destroyed but it's a risk she's willing to take.]

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[LUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there's a moment where you can tell their mind short-circuited as the red from beyond their veil flares

before they STIFFEN AND BRISTLE LIKE A STRAY FERAL ANIMAL THAT LUP JUST PICKED UP and then yeah they're shoving her away, using the momentum to jump back as they do to put some space between them and this fckin menace]

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[SHE JUST LAUGHS I'M SORRY

she probably falls on her ass. it's fine, she's cracking up too bad.]

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[ugh!!!!]

I'm going to kill you.

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[between giggles:] No, you're not. Because then you'd have to replace me, and that'd be a pain in the ass.

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I don't know about that. Your replacement would be less annoying.

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Ohhh, my god, do you already have someone lined up?

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[deadpan]

Let's see... who do you like the least around here?

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[she laughs!!]

Jokes on you, you'll never know because you won't get to know me as a person!

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Then it's a good thing I have about seven other snitches, huh?

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They all like me enough to not snitch. [uwu]

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[in a drawl:]

You sure about that?

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[a pause, and then

she goes to the closest typewriter and addresses all 7 of the other npcs with a text: do not tell lepus anything about me! don't let them cheat!

i'd do this as a request but i'm not going to spam]

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[they just. watch this.]

Woooow. Spoken like someone who wasn't so assured in what she just said after all.

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Bite me, robot-butt.