AUDIENCE FOR: Lup

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mostly void, partially stars.

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[evocationary]

[she would not put it past them to be like "i'm a robot" "really?" "no"]

Well, you could've told me the reason!

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[they shrug.]

Had to keep some details about my life private.

[evocationary]

But not anymore?

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Don't expect much.

[evocationary]

I wasn't, especially not from you.

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Good. Keep it that way.

[evocationary]

[a pause.]

Do you feel things? This is a serious question.

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... What? Why do you want to know?

[evocationary]

Like, I mean, do you get warm, or cold? You have emotions, clearly, considering you're annoyed at me twenty-four seven.

[guestservices]

Yes, I feel stuff. Again, why?

[evocationary]

... Why do you think I'm asking? [she sounds very amused now]

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I'm not going to pretend I have any idea how someone like you thinks.

[evocationary]

[she laughs!]

Asshole. [this is a little fond, though.] I'm mostly curious. It also makes it easier to come up with tips for you.

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[











WHY FOND. PLEASE STOP.]

The hell is that supposed to mean?

[evocationary]

[absolutely not]

You are so flustered, calm down.

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I'm completely calm.

[evocationary]

Uh huh. Are you? [steps closer... to them...]

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[they remain still, arms crossed. lup can probably sense the scowl.]

[evocationary]

[okay but this is the most fun she's had all day, sorry

she steps closer again. how. tall are they, i need to know if she's staring up or what.]

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lepus and lup are around the same height, actually.]

[evocationary]

[this is so funny

anyway she's going to try to hug them. she's anticipating being destroyed but it's a risk she's willing to take.]

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[LUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there's a moment where you can tell their mind short-circuited as the red from beyond their veil flares

before they STIFFEN AND BRISTLE LIKE A STRAY FERAL ANIMAL THAT LUP JUST PICKED UP and then yeah they're shoving her away, using the momentum to jump back as they do to put some space between them and this fckin menace]

[evocationary]

[SHE JUST LAUGHS I'M SORRY

she probably falls on her ass. it's fine, she's cracking up too bad.]

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[ugh!!!!]

I'm going to kill you.

[evocationary]

[between giggles:] No, you're not. Because then you'd have to replace me, and that'd be a pain in the ass.