... Oooookay, I don't know where to even begin unpack that. People can totally be nice without wanting something in return. For example, me! But if that's too tough a pill to swallow, I heard you made that nice jerky. Boom, there we go, I'm paying you back.
It's a nutrition thing. You have to eat certain amounts of different types of foods to grow big and strong. Or, you know, that's what you tell your kids at dinnertime.
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they put up a token struggle and follow along, though.]
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[is this what the youths call a tsundere]
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What do you want out of it? No one is ever fuckin' nice for free!
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[a beat. they almost sound surprised.]
I mean, of course you fucking did. No one makes better jerky than me!
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You...
[there is a long, awkward pause.]
You're welcome?
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Anyway, Sheila laughs and nudges them while she continues to drag them to the restaurant.]
Don't make it sound like a question! Come on, where's all that confidence from five seconds ago?
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My confidence didn't fucking go anywhere!
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Heck yeah it didn't! So say it again, just like that! "You're fucking welcome, Sheila!"
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Hell yeah, I am!
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So, besides men, what kinds of foods are your favorite?
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Though, weren't you just eating french fries?
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That's a vegetable?!
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I'll keep that in mind next time someone tries to tell me what I should and shouldn't eat.
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