AUDIENCE FOR: Sheila Hammond

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The food pyramid?

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What the fuck is that?

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It's a nutrition thing. You have to eat certain amounts of different types of foods to grow big and strong. Or, you know, that's what you tell your kids at dinnertime.

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[they mutter "food pyramid" under their breath and nod.]

I'll keep that in mind next time someone tries to tell me what I should and shouldn't eat.

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Are you planning to look into it?

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Of course! It sounds like the perfect thing to get stupid bastards who try to tell me what I should be eating off my back, hahahaha!!

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Well, good for you! Knowledge is power.

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Hahahaha! And I'm the most powerful of all, so of course I'm going to be the most knowledgeable of all!!!