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Today, when when Souji is just going about his business, he will suddenly feel a hand close around his arm and will find himself yanked into a room at random. The door shuts behind him with a sharp SLAM!

When he looks around, he'll find himself in a nondescript room in the mansion. It's got a table and two chairs in the center of the room, with three wrapped packages sitting on the desk. Each one of them has a different tag on it, but what the tag says is hard to tell from the distance.

Standing in front of him is Virgo, who lets go of his arm and gestures at the chairs.

"Sit the fuck down! You're bored, aren't you? So I have something for you to do this week."

Virgo then takes a seat in the chair on the other side of the table and puts their feet up on it like the rude shit they are, accidentally nudging one of the packages. They seem to be chuckling to themselves.

"Just watching is no fun! So I decided I'm going to spice things up a little, hahahaha. Pick one of these things and then give me three names! Of the living fuckers, no one here. And none of the hotel staff either! I'll make sure it gets to one of the three people you pick. Probably. Hahahaha, aren't I so helpful? Way more helpful than those other fuckers over there! You can thank me now."

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[me hoping and praying you forget about it.]

Hahahaha, what if it did? I bet that'd be really entertaining! But who knows what's in the box? You don't! Do I? Hahahaha, I'm not fucking telling you.

[illomened]

[i regret to inform you that i will not]

To be honest, I doubt anyone who would go through this much trouble for entertainment would be satisfied with something that simple. Though they do seem to enjoy slapstick comedy...?

[SWEET SIEG. But hey, dying isn't the worst! If he blows someone up he'll just... apologize... he guesses........ It's fine.]

You seem to like games a fair bit, too, don't you? Well. I'll be picking this one, in any case. [Pointing to the house.] Give me a moment for names, there are a lot of good options here. [TO BLOW UP??]

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[your general sense of memloss makes me believe you will]

Hahahahaha!

[that's not an answer, asshole.]

What makes someone a good option to you?

[illomened]

[STOP MY MEMLOSS thinks about anna calling my ass out

Anyway Souji also just laughs a little, not mocking but like, he is just out here vibing with this weirdass dude who is not helpful in any way.]

A quick thinker! And someone with reflexes decent enough to combat their terrible luck. I'd say good luck would be something important to have, too, but I think that any "good luck" anyone has here is negated by the fact that we've been through this at least twice now, you know?

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Yeah... all of you fuckers have awful luck.

[they laugh, though. because of course they do.]

Do you have someone in mind? Does anyone even fit that description? Does anyone here even think?

[illomened]

I don't know many people who have anything but awful luck, now that I'm thinking about it... Like attracts like?

[THEY'RE ALL BAD LUCK MAGNETS magneting to each other... He also considers this for a second.]

Well, they all surely think. [Whether it's smart thinks or not is another question.] The young miss with the dour attitude who was unfortunate enough to be linked with Si-san during his death seems like she'd do well, though! And sword spirits are always an interesting and resourceful bet.

[He did not witness them get stuck in the door.]

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Didn't they get stuck in the door?

[illomened]

[A LONG PAUSE.........]

--Well! Let's hope whatever is in there isn't another door then, if it gets to one of them.

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[a longer pause]

Hahahahahaha, maybe it's a bunch of doors and they'll get stuck forever!

[illomened]

[To be fair that's a better fate than a lot of swords get.]

Ahhh, I hope not. I'd like to be able to keep watching them!

[Watching over them like a little hellish guardian angel who can't actually do shit to help except potentially send them to door superhell.]

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Voyeur.

[help]

[illomened]

[HELP.]

Somehow it feels like you're starting to paint a very alarming picture, Virgo-san...

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You're the one who said you like watching! .......weirdo!

[illomened]

I think you're the one who made it weird this time... [THIS TIME???] --But! I'll pick the young miss - Harrowhark-san, I believe? - and Mikazuki Munechika-san this time. Hua Cheng-san also seems like he could do something with just about anything given to him.

[The hilarity of who he's saying this to.]

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[




stares at him.]

[illomened]

[He's getting the sense he said something that Virgo perhaps disagrees with even if he cannot see their charming lil face.]

...I think this is the first time you've ever gone quiet like that, Virgo-san... It's a little concerning.

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I'm leaving, fuck you.

[the unselected boxes vanish and virgo storms out with the house emoji box tucked under their arm.]

[illomened]

[JUST WATCHING THEM GO...]

Oh, dear.

[Now he's going to have to come up with something even nicer once he gets his creepy outdoor cemetery kitchen up and running goddamn.]