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Today, when when Souji is just going about his business, he will suddenly feel a hand close around his arm and will find himself yanked into a room at random. The door shuts behind him with a sharp SLAM!

When he looks around, he'll find himself in a nondescript room in the mansion. It's got a table and two chairs in the center of the room, with three wrapped packages sitting on the desk. Each one of them has a different tag on it, but what the tag says is hard to tell from the distance.

Standing in front of him is Virgo, who lets go of his arm and gestures at the chairs.

"Sit the fuck down! You're bored, aren't you? So I have something for you to do this week."

Virgo then takes a seat in the chair on the other side of the table and puts their feet up on it like the rude shit they are, accidentally nudging one of the packages. They seem to be chuckling to themselves.

"Just watching is no fun! So I decided I'm going to spice things up a little, hahahaha. Pick one of these things and then give me three names! Of the living fuckers, no one here. And none of the hotel staff either! I'll make sure it gets to one of the three people you pick. Probably. Hahahaha, aren't I so helpful? Way more helpful than those other fuckers over there! You can thank me now."

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[illomened]

[A LONG PAUSE.........]

--Well! Let's hope whatever is in there isn't another door then, if it gets to one of them.

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[a longer pause]

Hahahahahaha, maybe it's a bunch of doors and they'll get stuck forever!

[illomened]

[To be fair that's a better fate than a lot of swords get.]

Ahhh, I hope not. I'd like to be able to keep watching them!

[Watching over them like a little hellish guardian angel who can't actually do shit to help except potentially send them to door superhell.]

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Voyeur.

[help]

[illomened]

[HELP.]

Somehow it feels like you're starting to paint a very alarming picture, Virgo-san...

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You're the one who said you like watching! .......weirdo!

[illomened]

I think you're the one who made it weird this time... [THIS TIME???] --But! I'll pick the young miss - Harrowhark-san, I believe? - and Mikazuki Munechika-san this time. Hua Cheng-san also seems like he could do something with just about anything given to him.

[The hilarity of who he's saying this to.]

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[




stares at him.]

[illomened]

[He's getting the sense he said something that Virgo perhaps disagrees with even if he cannot see their charming lil face.]

...I think this is the first time you've ever gone quiet like that, Virgo-san... It's a little concerning.

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I'm leaving, fuck you.

[the unselected boxes vanish and virgo storms out with the house emoji box tucked under their arm.]

[illomened]

[JUST WATCHING THEM GO...]

Oh, dear.

[Now he's going to have to come up with something even nicer once he gets his creepy outdoor cemetery kitchen up and running goddamn.]