AUDIENCE FOR: Bucky Barnes

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[frostythehitman]

...Souji said I should talk to you guys more. Get to know you better and whatnot.

[guestservices]

Well... here I am! What did you want to talk to me about?

[frostythehitman]

[ UHHHHHHHH... ]

...what's your favorite part of working here?

[guestservices]

...you're asking me what my favorite part of working in a murder hotel is?

[frostythehitman]

Well if I asked you what your least favorite part was, the answer would be a little obvious, don't you think?

[guestservices]

You think so?

[frostythehitman]

Alright, then. What's your least favorite part of working here?

[guestservices]

Being coworkers with Virgo.

[frostythehitman]

[ He snorts at this ]

Alright, yeah, not what I was expecting, but you're not wrong. At least you get time away from him when he's with us.

[guestservices]

[they chuckle]

Well, that's true. Arguably, you guys have it worse.

[frostythehitman]

'Arguably'? We're dead.

[guestservices]

In terms of dealing with Virgo. Context, Mister Barnes.

[frostythehitman]

Yeah, that's my point. We're dead and we have to deal with Virgo. Can't call that a good deal in any universe.

[guestservices]

Right, but you don't actually have to go up and talk to them. We work with them, so we have no choice but to do that even when we'd rather walk away.

[frostythehitman]

What do you even have to work with them on? Seems like they're pretty split off from the rest of you, quarantined here with us.

[guestservices]

...tell me you've never run a hotel before without telling me you've never run a hotel before...

[frostythehitman]

...well, I'm not going to lie and pretend I have.

Have you, before this?

[guestservices]

What, before you all showed up?

[frostythehitman]

Yeah. And before you showed up here.

[guestservices]

I've been here for longer than you have, and I got trained. So. I've got the experience.

[frostythehitman]

Huh. How long did that take?

[guestservices]

Long enough!

[frostythehitman]

Well...what kind of stuff did you do before taking hotel employee training?

[guestservices]

Normal stuff.

[i'm so sorry, bucky.]

[frostythehitman]

...you were supposed to be easier to talk to, not vaguer.