AUDIENCE FOR: Bucky Barnes

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[frostythehitman]

Yeah, that's my point. We're dead and we have to deal with Virgo. Can't call that a good deal in any universe.

[guestservices]

Right, but you don't actually have to go up and talk to them. We work with them, so we have no choice but to do that even when we'd rather walk away.

[frostythehitman]

What do you even have to work with them on? Seems like they're pretty split off from the rest of you, quarantined here with us.

[guestservices]

...tell me you've never run a hotel before without telling me you've never run a hotel before...

[frostythehitman]

...well, I'm not going to lie and pretend I have.

Have you, before this?

[guestservices]

What, before you all showed up?

[frostythehitman]

Yeah. And before you showed up here.

[guestservices]

I've been here for longer than you have, and I got trained. So. I've got the experience.

[frostythehitman]

Huh. How long did that take?

[guestservices]

Long enough!

[frostythehitman]

Well...what kind of stuff did you do before taking hotel employee training?

[guestservices]

Normal stuff.

[i'm so sorry, bucky.]

[frostythehitman]

...you were supposed to be easier to talk to, not vaguer.

[guestservices]

Some topics we have to be vague about by necessity. It's not really my fault you keep asking about those...?

[frostythehitman]

Alright, fine. Tell me something about a topic you don't have to be vague about.

[guestservices]

[another sigh]

We're not really allowed to just - volunteer information with general questions like that... you have to be specific.

[frostythehitman]

Alright, fine, uhh...

What's your favorite food? I swear to god, if that's another topic you have to "vague about by necessity"--

[guestservices]

Umm.

I'm not picky. [a beat.] This isn't me being vague out of necessity, I'm just not picky about my food.

[frostythehitman]

[ he snortlaughs ]

Yeah, okay. Can't get mad at that when I'm exactly the same way.

What about, uh...favorite hobbies?

[guestservices]

Hmm, well... I like to keep active, I guess?

[frostythehitman]

Sports?

[guestservices]

Mmhm. Do you like sports, Mister Barnes?

[frostythehitman]

I guess. Don't usually have time to watch 'em, though, and I haven't really played any in years.

[guestservices]

Which ones did you play, back when you did play, then?

[frostythehitman]

Whatever we were playing on the school yard, or the army base, or camp. Baseball, sometimes. A lot of makeshift soccer, or football. Lots of obstacle course races, in training, or fights. Depends on what you count as playing a sport, I guess.

I'd probably be one hell of a frisbee player now, though.