AUDIENCE FOR: Dimitri oh fuck i have to put in his last name

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week 0, sunday

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[not too long after dimitri rings one of the bells, a swarm of shadows converges on the other side of the desk! vulpecula steps out of them.]

Oh, hello! Dimitri, right?

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Correct.

[ He bows his head, more formal than friendly. ]

We have not been formally acquainted. I am Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd.

week 0, sunday

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[when dimitri rings the bell, shadows appear before him, from which emerges cetus. when they speak, there's an odd, almost muffled quality to their voice.]

How may I be of assistance?

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[ lots of Cool Shadows this game. he just greets cetus with a nod.

right to the point: ]

I would like to discuss the terms of my contract here.

week 0, sunday

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[a bit after dimitri picks up the phone, the line picks up.]

Starlight Hotel, this is Aquarius. How can I direct your call?

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[ i really had to think about whether crau1 had phones ]

If you've the time to spare, then I will speak to whoever is available.

[ all of them are presumably(?) equally(?) strangers to him. ]

week 0, sunday

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[once dimitri rings this bell, there's a prompt response. shadows coalesce behind the desk, and a moment later, orion steps out. they give a little nod of their head.]

How can I be of assistance, Mr. Blaiddyd?

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[ he nods back. this one was at trial. ]

You are... Orion?

week 2, monday

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[unfortunately for dimitri, rng gave him virgo. so! after he rings one of the bells at random, a shadowy portal opens up in front of him, and out steps virgo.

they stop short when they see the tea.]

...

[they look around first.]

That - that fucker who stabbed me on Saturday isn't anywhere around here, is he? He fucking rang the bell earlier and just STARED at me! Like he was waiting! If he shows up, you have to make sure he doesn't get close!!

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[ ...wow! he makes a token effort to look around. ]

I do not think Yoo is here today.

[ he actually likes yjh and doesn't really understand everything that happened at trial, but like, it's reasonable to be startled by someone who stabs you, i guess. ]

Are you afraid of him?

week 2, thursday

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[ dimitri's not left waiting too long! aquila appears in a swirl of shadow when they are called upon. they're the same as they were at the party, sporting a pair of pitch black wings, and matching, pitch black and clawed hands. they're holding the tea cup in one of them. ]

Dimitri! Lord Dimitri? Whichever. Morning. How can I help you?

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[ claws and teacup aesthetic is very cute

dimitri quickly waves a hand. ]

Just Dimitri is fine. [ he prefers it and also the thought of correcting people of his proper title makes him want to die ] Thank you for your time. I was hoping to ask you a few questions.

week 2, thursday... 2

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hey dimitri, no problem
hope sylvain's doing okay. he was ok enough to flirt so i think hes probably gonna recover just fine hahahah

for your healing task - give four people nicknames, use them with fidelity for a couple days
you get seven days to finish the task but the faster you finish it the better


[ aka: make sure you thread the giving the nicknames and use them in a couple other threads! we'd love to see them in public. we believe in you to be funny nu ]

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In that case, I think he will be fine.

[ dimitri is making him run laps tomorrow.

there is a pause. ]

I see. So the more often I use them, and the more of them I make, the better?

[ there is so much pain here. PLEASE DONT MAKE ME TRY TO BE FUNNY im dying ]

week 3, thursday

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[perfect coffeetime doesn't flow quite as well as perfect teatime, but virgo appears out of shadows with a cup of coffee and sips at it. is it just black coffee or did he put creamer in it or something.]

...you called?

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[ because virgo has baby vibes, it has cream and sugar. dimitri is not drinking any because he doesn't need caffeine when he has insomnia. he just has some chamomile tea.

he's pretty business-like today. ]

Yes. I would like an outline of how deals are brokered with staff members. How many you may make, limitations, requirements, what have you.

week 3, thursday

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[the way i truly pondered if dimitri put the coffee in a cup or just dumped it in the box. anyway. he hits the bell for a minute and nothing occurs, but shortly after he'll hear a voice behind him.]

Hey Dimitri. [the coffee is in their hand, so it was well received.] How are things?

[besides memshare.]

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[ yeah he just poured hot coffee into a box like fuck you guys

no, he's just chilling, greeting them with a nod. ]

Well, frankly, they could be better.

[ memshare memshare ]

I do not know if the stardust will affect us here, but in the interest of sparing you my memories, I will get to the point—may I ask if you recognize this?

[ pulls out my NEMESIS, a sheet of HANGMAN PAPER ]

week 3, thursday

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[ i just looked up and saw that i missed a whole ass thread with you. i'm so sorry, nu

anyway! they are here. orion doesn't seem to mind the coffee, which they are holding when they step free of the shadows, and give dimitri a little nod of their head. ]

Mr. Blaiddyd, good morning. How can I be of assistance?

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[ you're fine i've sucked so bad at audiences this game. he's privately thinking that orion seems too put together to be one of the people involved in this, but it's fine. ]

Good morning.

[ HE SHOWS THEM THE HANGMAN PAPER!!!! ]

I was wondering if you could tell me who was involved in writing this?

week 3, thursday

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Hi, Dimitri!

[vulpecula appears out of shadows, holding coffee! but... they aren't alone?]

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[lepus is here but doesn't say anything. :/ (i'm sorry.)]

week 3, thursday

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[re: Virgo, I am ready to receive my task. Please send posthaste.]

do something nice for yourself

you can do something nice for someone else to disguise it if you want to but it should be something nice for you

[your task is self-care, binch.]

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So I can do a kind deed for someone else?

week 4, monday

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[virgo appears out of shadows, holding the rhododendrons]

...you called?

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[ HE HAS SUCH A HEADACHE. IT'S ONLY MONDAY. ]

Do you... [ he doesn't know how to ask this without asking. he's not sneaky. he pinches the bridge of his nose. ] have feelings for Mikazuki?

[ did you leave him this bouquet ]

week 4, sunday

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[dimitri rings the bell, and after a few moments he will hear someone behind him.]

Hi Dimitri. Need something?

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[ he nods in greeting before he like. rubs his temples. he's had a migraine for three weeks. ]

...Aquarius. [ how does he approach this ] Do you... [ ... ] What are your feelings on tie-dye?

week 5, monday

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[ ring ring! orion's response is prompt - they're holding the wisteria flower when they step through their shadows, tucking them back in their sleeve with a nod of greeting. ]

Thank you for the tip, Mr. Blaiddyd. How can I be of assisstance?

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[ he bows briefly in greeting. ]

Good afternoon, Orion. I was here to inquire about your ability—with regards to 'Simon Says.' Would you tell me more about it?

week 5, monday

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[virgo appears out of a portal of shadows, holding onto the wisteria]

Did you have questions about something...?

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[ he nods ]

I do. First, are you able to inform me of which room service powers can be used on Saturday, and which cannot? Or will I need to ask each of you individually?

week 5, monday

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sure, yeah
what questions you got? hit me.

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Thank you.
With regard to the one that summons weaponry -- are there any restrictions to be aware of?

week 6, wednesday

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[ dimitri falls asleep! and instead of a nightmare, he wakes up in a plain, blank space, slightly fuzzy at the edges.

...orion is there! they give a polite bow of their head. ] Good evening, Mr. Blaiddyd. How may I be of assisstance?

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[ it's a little disorienting, but the mind can accept basically anything as reality in a dream. he looks around before nodding at them. ]

I wanted to ask you a question, if you've a moment.

week 6, wednesday

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[virgo is idk somewhere around the mansion. hi.




actually, they are in the kitchen, trying to prepare a simple meal without fucking ruining it. good luck. maybe whatever dimitri wanted to ask will save them from their own shitty cooking. they should really just let souji handle this.]

Hmm, what else do I need for this...

[they have an assortment of vegetables and spices in front of them, and a fish on a plate that needs to be cut up.]

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[ has she... gotten any better at this? time to find out. ]

What recipe is it?