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AUDIENCE FOR: Dimitri oh fuck i have to put in his last name

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...Of course not. The dead are gone to us forever.

[ is he still acting ]

But I suppose I will have to seek out his admirer another way.

...that is the way it is supposed to be, yes.

[kids could you lighten up a little]

It would have to be from someone who can... send things. [they seem to realize something - perhaps that they are not being as rude as they're supposed to be - and make a show of grumbling a little under their breath before continuing.] But how the fuck should I know who that is, why would I tell you even if I did, I'm not helpful, hahaha...

[they are exhausted.]

[ the only mood allowed here is dour ]

...You are plenty helpful, Virgo.

[ he does sound genuine about that, even if the rest of this conversation is stupid. ]

I doubt I would be able to track down someone who can do that. Or if it's even productive to try—it might be better for them to be left alone. [ ... ] With their affection. I wouldn't want to pry.

[ goddess help ]

No, I am not. Ask anyone - I, Virgo, am the least helpful member of hotel staff around. Also, I am an asshole. You would do well not to forget it.

[help. they are so tired. they are so fucking tired.]

...in any case. It is likely someone who is capable of watching things from - somewhere, and I would say you would have a difficult time confirming their identity, seeing as they didn't bother-- didn't fucking bother to leave a note along with it. [...] Also. About your task.

If it is causing you difficulty, telling the person who told you to do it to fuck off and that you will not be doing it could be considered an act of self-care, if you would be more able to relax afterwards.

[ flayn is so much to deal with no matter what form she decides to take.

doubting he can get much more confirmation about mikazuki's "admirer," dimitri just crosses his arms. ]

Do you think me such a simple sadist that I would enjoy doing that?

Of course not!

[they seem surprised.]

All I meant was that if it is causing you stress to have to find a way to do it, the peace you would have afterwards once the source of stress was removed would count as fulfilling the task. It was not meant to--

[this is the moment when flayn realizes she's ooc in her attempt at larping as virgo and buries her face in her hands.]

I hate this and I am sorry. If you don't want to take the easy out I just tried to give you, you don't fucking have to.

[ this acting. how did he not realize this was flayn sooner? after a moment, he sighs. ]

I will complete the task as given. It is not stressful, just... something I am unused to doing.

[ obviously. ]

I realize you were brusque with us in the beginning. But punishing and berating yourself is not atonement. [ he's not really talking about virgo threatening to vore them all. ]

[the fact that she managed to have literally everyone fooled until memshare week when dima saw her memory is astounding. i die every day about it.]

...well, yes. That was the point; people who are unused to relaxation are often the ones who need it most.

[er.]

I mean. It was meant to be a challenge.

[help.]

I am not punishing or berating myself - I am simply stating facts about who "Virgo" is. [and then, more ICly:] But if people want to fucking act like I'm helpful, they don't get to be surprised when I stab them in the back.

Edited 2022-07-06 02:43 (UTC)

[ this conversation is a struggle. ]

I should very much like to slap you upside the head right now, Virgo.

[ he cares about flayn, but he is going to bite virgo like a rat at this rate. he refrains, though. ]

Let us move beyond this point. Were you still willing to consider a deal with me?

[virgo sighs.]

...that depends on what the deal is.

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