AUDIENCE FOR: Dimitri oh fuck i have to put in his last name

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this is just a placeholder until you give us a real one

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[mumbles:]

Is it bad that I sometimes wonder how much self-preservation they have, though...?

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[ he wishes they were a little more reckless so he can shake the truth out of them actually ]

Gemini was the first to see and direct us towards... those who might slack off. [ no offense ] So yes, that might account for how no one has come forward as the writer. Even though we have asked seven of you, now.

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[lepus glances at vulpecula drinking their coffee, and then back at dimitri.]

Why do you want to know which ones of us wrote it, anyway?

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[they sip at their coffee and tilt their head to one side, because they're also curious why he's asking.]

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[ he mirrors with a headtilt himself ]

I was wondering if perhaps I... knew one of you, I suppose.

[ it's a long shot, but. ]

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Please stop looking for your long lost lover in other people.

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[tries to smack lepus in the back of the head]

Don't be rude!

[THAT IS DIRECTED AT LEPUS, NOT DIMITRI, I SHOULD CLARIFY]

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Are you certain you didn't write this?

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[ducks]

Yeah, you got me. I wrote it. All of it! I talk to myself as my fun hobby.

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[SIGHS]

You are impossible.

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[ before he can say something about how ridiculous lepus is, there's a bunch of stardust!

they get this memory. but they can also remember whatever else they want from that night, this is just the moment that stands out most starkly. ]