AUDIENCE FOR: Aikawa

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[guestservices]

It said "a variety of weekly activities"!

[virgo isn't ordering yet]

[decaptych]

It's asking for way more stuff than the wording implies! Murder! Trial! Executions! Maid uniforms.

[ Murder, arson, jaywalking. ]

You made your mind up yet?

[guestservices]

Shit happens! Get used to it!

[...]

No. You order first.

[decaptych]

The fuck is this hazing strategy?

[ Glancing at the menu. Since I can't be as boring as to just continually say fried rice, ramen, and gyoza for the entire game: ]

Beef noodle soup and Shengjian mantou. And twice-cooked pork.

[guestservices]

Hahahahahaha I'll be having steak tartare!

[of course they fucking are.]

[decaptych]

The fuck's that?

[ Caiman/Aikawa practically exclusively eats Japanese/Chinese food, he will have to be introduced to the wonders of other cuisine. ]

If you knew what you were gonna order, why'd you make me say it first!

[guestservices]

Raw steak!

I wanted to see if you were going to get what I was having. If you had ordered it, I'd have gotten something else!

[decaptych]

[ He's not personally into that but hey, good for Virgo. ]

Do you think it's against the law or something to eat the same thing as the other person? Huh?

[guestservices]

What the fuck? No! But maybe I want to try some of what you're eating, and what's the point of stealing your food if it's just the same as mind?!

[decaptych]

If you just wanted to eat my food, you should've said so! I don't mind sharing these.

[ But FUCK YOU if he ever gets his hand on some beloved shiso-filled gyoza and you steal that. But these foods are FFA. ]

[guestservices]

Who the fuck asks? If you see something you want, just snatch it away!

[case in point




they're just going to grab one and toss it under their veil.]

[decaptych]

Wooooow.

Am I gonna get to eat some of your dumb tartare?

[guestservices]

Are you quick enough with your hands to fucking steal it?!

[decaptych]

[guestservices]

WELL?!

[decaptych]

[ Well, to probably the surprise of anyone who sees how he's built, he actually has a 20 in dexterity, not strength. So. He does see this as a challenge and after a quiet stare to offset, he just

goes to yoink a piece of their tartare with his chopsticks come at me Virgo ]

[guestservices]

[



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HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?! THAT WAS SO FAST!!

[decaptych]

Heh heh! What can I say, I'm real good with my hands!

[ Victoriously chomping on steak tartare. And then being like about it because by god this is actually just raw meat. ]

[guestservices]

[i have never had it but i have heard it's very good?! shrugs.]

What do you think!

[decaptych]

[ I think I've had similar stuff and tbh I don't mind it, however Aikawa is like :pikasquints:. ]

You like your steaks really rare, huh?

[ Bitch this isn't rare, this is neverbefore seen. ]

[guestservices]

It's a fucking delicacy!

[decaptych]

Where you're from?

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No! I heard about it!

[decaptych]

From who!

[guestservices]

A person!