AUDIENCE FOR: Aikawa

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[decaptych]

Wooooow.

Am I gonna get to eat some of your dumb tartare?

[guestservices]

Are you quick enough with your hands to fucking steal it?!

[decaptych]

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WELL?!

[decaptych]

[ Well, to probably the surprise of anyone who sees how he's built, he actually has a 20 in dexterity, not strength. So. He does see this as a challenge and after a quiet stare to offset, he just

goes to yoink a piece of their tartare with his chopsticks come at me Virgo ]

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[



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HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?! THAT WAS SO FAST!!

[decaptych]

Heh heh! What can I say, I'm real good with my hands!

[ Victoriously chomping on steak tartare. And then being like about it because by god this is actually just raw meat. ]

[guestservices]

[i have never had it but i have heard it's very good?! shrugs.]

What do you think!

[decaptych]

[ I think I've had similar stuff and tbh I don't mind it, however Aikawa is like :pikasquints:. ]

You like your steaks really rare, huh?

[ Bitch this isn't rare, this is neverbefore seen. ]

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It's a fucking delicacy!

[decaptych]

Where you're from?

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No! I heard about it!

[decaptych]

From who!

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A person!

[decaptych]

Wow, you are so unhelpful, I thought you were the most helpful and the best!

[guestservices]

Shut the fuck up!

[decaptych]

Yeah Virgo? Yeah??? What is it?

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[steals more of his food and shoves it under their veil]

[decaptych]

[ He counts this as a victory. Tsuntsun Virgo. Anyway, different topic though: ]

Hey, you know about at least some of the inner workings right? Being staff and all.

I got another ticket this morning and dunno what it's for. Do you know?

[guestservices]

[shoveling.. food.. under the veil..

they speak with their mouth full]

You did? Was there anything weird about it other than the time you got it?

[decaptych]

[ Local dipshit does not tell other local dipshit to stop talking with their mouth full. ]

I guess not, but it told me it was for a stellar performance. I'm gonna go on a wild-ass guess and say this hotel is somehow 'thanking' me for poking around in my head for memories of my home for whatever whack-job field trip Joonghyuk, Dimitri, and Emet-Selch went on, for the one I got on Friday, but I really got no clue with this morning's.

It can't... 'pre-reward' you for stuff that hasn't happened yet... right...?

[ Is he gonna like, fucking eat shit later today? (Smash-cut to CYOA) ]

[guestservices]

I don't think so... did you do anything funny last week?

[decaptych]

I don't... think anything special...?

[ Scratching his head. Whaddaheck. ]

[guestservices]

Then I don't know what to fucking tell you.

[decaptych]

Whaaat. I thought you'd know this kinda stuff! You're staff right, you didn't introduce yourselves wrong?