AUDIENCE FOR: Aikawa

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Comments

[decaptych]

[ Local dipshit does not tell other local dipshit to stop talking with their mouth full. ]

I guess not, but it told me it was for a stellar performance. I'm gonna go on a wild-ass guess and say this hotel is somehow 'thanking' me for poking around in my head for memories of my home for whatever whack-job field trip Joonghyuk, Dimitri, and Emet-Selch went on, for the one I got on Friday, but I really got no clue with this morning's.

It can't... 'pre-reward' you for stuff that hasn't happened yet... right...?

[ Is he gonna like, fucking eat shit later today? (Smash-cut to CYOA) ]

[guestservices]

I don't think so... did you do anything funny last week?

[decaptych]

I don't... think anything special...?

[ Scratching his head. Whaddaheck. ]

[guestservices]

Then I don't know what to fucking tell you.

[decaptych]

Whaaat. I thought you'd know this kinda stuff! You're staff right, you didn't introduce yourselves wrong?

[guestservices]

Of course I'm staff! What the fuck! I have the uniform and everything!

[decaptych]

Anyone can wear whatever they want! If I got a set, I could go around telling people I'm staff!

[guestservices]

AS IF IT WOULD BE THAT SIMPLE!

[decaptych]

Are you sure?

[ Said in a mega :thinkies: tone. ]

[guestservices]

I AM VERY SURE!

[swipes more of his food]

[decaptych]

I'm not sure that you're sure enough!

[ Sliding his bowls of food farther away even though they're still very unguarded. The illusion of trying to stop them if you will. ]

[guestservices]

EXTREMELY SURE! THE MOST SURE!

[they are rudely reaching across the table to get at his bowls.]

[decaptych]

[ He's just snickering at this point while he plays cat and mouse with his food and Virgo. ]

Then why're you still yelling about it!

[guestservices]

BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN! WHY THE FUCK ELSE?

[decaptych]

You're gonna throw out your voice if you keep yelling like that!

[ I don't have enough smiling/laughing Aikawa icons single tear... ]

[guestservices]

MY VOICE IS JUST FINE!

[decaptych]

Counting down the minutes 'til you either choke or your voice dies out.

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FUCK YOU!

[decaptych]

Nooooo thank you.

[guestservices]

.......NOT LITERALLY!

[decaptych]

[ OKAY NOW HE IS REALLY BIG TIME LAUGHING ]

[guestservices]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?!

[decaptych]

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Holy shit. [ Wheeze. ] That was pretty good.

[guestservices]

[grumbles and eats more of aikawa's food]

[decaptych]

Well, it was worth a shot.

[ Picking up the menu and considering if he should get something more since Virgo is basically eating all of it at this point anyway. ]

Hey, you like sweet stuff?