AUDIENCE FOR: Claude + Yuri

[guestservices]

Where's my shitpost. :/

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[shaft]

[ capitalism... ]

Of course. Would the fee be paid by the requestor or the recipient if they're not the same person?

[ashenvaliant]

[ what ratbeard said. ]

[shaft]

[ HELLO? ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ please shave. ]

[guestservices]

[ yep ]

Requester. Always how that goes.

[shaft]

[ nods ]

So if we happen across someone injured, whether tonight or any other day, we could call on you to help them.

Do you have vacation days we should be aware of? I believe you all went quiet last Friday.

[ashenvaliant]

I assume that's to do with Flayn's body being found.

[guestservices]

[ claude actually gets them to snort, for real. ]

Hah - oh, vacation days, that's a good one.

[ but they nod to what yuri says. ] We have work to do. Staff meetings. Shit like that.

As to what you're asking - sure, you could call on me, or any of the others. Just go ring our bells. [ OOCly: if you do do this during cyoa returns, please do it icly in the return thread, and then dm the link to your mods so your requests don't get lost! ]

Again, you gotta make a deal to get it. We expect payment back, or the deal gets rescinded.

[shaft]

[ dude no vacation days? do you need a union? ]

Alright, that's some relief. The information is appreciated, even if you think we're being overly pessimistic.

[ ... maybe he can push his luck. ]

I haven't had to do any tasks for you yet, you wouldn't happen to have an example of their severity?

[guestservices]

[ they shake their head. no luck pushing for you! ]

Nope. You don't get an example until I give it. Terms of deals, so on and so forth. If you don't have skin in the game, then it's not really worth it, is it?

[ashenvaliant]

You tried.

[guestservices]

[ aquila does ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]

[shaft]

Had to give it a shot. It'd be pretty bad if the deal for getting someone healed was to cut off my own hand.

[ eyes bore into aquila

no, he'll give it a rest ]

But that gives us something to work with. It was normally eight people that went on adventures each week at Wiwaldi, so... [ frowns ] You can heal twice in one day, right?

[guestservices]

That'd suck, huh!

[ they are not even remotely perturbed by this eye boring. in fact it almost seems like they don't even see it. they also sound like they're joking.

...for the last part, they tip their head a bit. ] I only have a certain amount I can use at a time. Tops back up at the top of the week.

[shaft]

[ help that's only four heal npcs and potentially 8 (6??) cyoaers ]

So you won't be the answer to all of our problems then. Looks like we'll need to get more creative.

[ashenvaliant]

At least we have an option for the really injured. That’s better than nothing.

[guestservices]

Seems like it. We're not gonna be able to just snap our fingers and fix people like nothing ever happened. So, hopefully, it won't ever come to that.

[ smashcut to emet and the emos. ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ they were an incredible gig you really had to be there ]

[shaft]

[ claude, gazing into the distance ]

Your optimism is nice.

[ashenvaliant]

We'll have to hope people get their hands on items that can heal. Or all run for that Jerky room service.

[guestservices]

Well, somebody's gotta be around here.

[ they wiggle their fingers. ] You guys have any other questions, or did that cover it?

[shaft]

I think that's enough for me.

Thanks for your help.

[ashenvaliant]

Yeah, that was about it. Thanks, Aquila.