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AUDIENCE FOR: Claude + Yuri

Where's my shitpost. :/

[ dude no vacation days? do you need a union? ]

Alright, that's some relief. The information is appreciated, even if you think we're being overly pessimistic.

[ ... maybe he can push his luck. ]

I haven't had to do any tasks for you yet, you wouldn't happen to have an example of their severity?

[ they shake their head. no luck pushing for you! ]

Nope. You don't get an example until I give it. Terms of deals, so on and so forth. If you don't have skin in the game, then it's not really worth it, is it?

You tried.

[ aquila does ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]

Had to give it a shot. It'd be pretty bad if the deal for getting someone healed was to cut off my own hand.

[ eyes bore into aquila

no, he'll give it a rest ]

But that gives us something to work with. It was normally eight people that went on adventures each week at Wiwaldi, so... [ frowns ] You can heal twice in one day, right?

That'd suck, huh!

[ they are not even remotely perturbed by this eye boring. in fact it almost seems like they don't even see it. they also sound like they're joking.

...for the last part, they tip their head a bit. ] I only have a certain amount I can use at a time. Tops back up at the top of the week.

[ help that's only four heal npcs and potentially 8 (6??) cyoaers ]

So you won't be the answer to all of our problems then. Looks like we'll need to get more creative.

At least we have an option for the really injured. That’s better than nothing.

Seems like it. We're not gonna be able to just snap our fingers and fix people like nothing ever happened. So, hopefully, it won't ever come to that.

[ smashcut to emet and the emos. ]