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[skyagain]

Probably. I doubt it's a coincidence you all got thrown into that portrait at the same time.

[ which is... worrying ]

[reconnective]

I don't know if it was on purpose either. That's the thing. We weren't all together so for all of us to glitch into the same portrait? It's like something went wrong from the start and it worked out in his favor on accident.

[skyagain]

That's some insanely bad luck if you're right. Either way-- he's got to have some idea by now. I doubt the dead could distract him that much.

[reconnective]

Clementine told me they were all busy brawling the other day. I almost don't want to underestimate the dead at this point.

But you're right. He's got to have some idea, so we have to act fast.

[skyagain]

... At least the tickets we sent them won't go to waste.

[ they can buy more healing. tired. ]

You guys have an actual plan of action?

[reconnective]

She did feel kinda bad about that, I think.

[shrug!]

But of course not. Our plan for the last several weeks has just been about buying time until your term was up and trying to course-correct. Even now that we're out and exposed...he's probably going to be more invested in making sure not everyone checks out on time.

[skyagain]

About what, getting tickets? Not like I ended up doing anything with all the stuff I've bought yet.

[ he had so much money. and he has wasted it. he just has Things. ]

We can take care of the check out part. You guys just make sure you don't become a permanent fixture of this place while we're busy trying to figure out how to get the other side connected.

[reconnective]

About getting them but not really using all of them while they keep doing stuff over there.

We're not staying here either. I think it's probably our turn to be the distraction anyway. I just don't know how yet.

[skyagain]

[ he kind of goes eh because again. what would he have used the tickets on. it's fine. ]

I don't know, but... If it's a distraction you need, I'm pretty sure you know how to cause a ruckus better than that Edgeworth guy.

[reconnective]

I dunno. Edgeworth is really loud when he starts yelling. But he's not much of a fighter or anything either. He's just very smart.

[skyagain]

[ there's a pause ]

You know that yelling thing because you had to learn about him, or because you kept waking him up to ask for stuff?

[reconnective]

...anyway. It's probably intimidating to some people, but it wouldn't work against our boss. I think he checked all the legal stuff in the contract though.

[skyagain]

[ he knew it. ]

So it's like I said. As far as distractions go, you're pretty good at it.

[reconnective]

Wouldn't be the first time, yeah. Usually I have other back-up, but the rest of the staff hasn't been too bad either.

[skyagain]

They're no... dog and a duck, but they'll do. [ pauses to think ] Gonna drag him with?

[ looks at meow wow. he is a fierce warrior ]

[reconnective]

[a glance at meow wow who has at least settled enough to stop being a crazy bouncy ball.]

Probably. I don't think I should leave him behind if he can help somehow.

[skyagain]

[ well. in that case. he looks at meow wow seriously ]

... You take care of him, alright? [ nods towards sora ] He gets into trouble a lot.

[reconnective]

[cloud...

meow wow, to his credit, looks at him with his big dopey eyes before there's an affirmative squeak.]

What, so you're both ganging up on me now?

[but he looks touched.]

[skyagain]

He knows I'm right. [ pets the meow wow for being a good both agreeing and pretends this wasn't a sentimental thing!! ]

[reconnective]

You're both traitors! And I was gonna actually give you your dinner and everything.

[is he talking to meow wow or cloud? yes. he is aware it was maybe sentimental and he's respecting cloud's privacy of not pointing out he's a good friend.]

[skyagain]

You'd starve your own Dream Eater? Wow.

[ he is aware it could also be for him, but also, ]

[reconnective]

[rolling his eyes, he takes a cookie out of his pocket and holds it out to meow wow who rollypollys everywhere before sora tosses it down.]

He knows where all of his snacks are. He pretty much feeds himself most of the time now.

[skyagain]

Explains why your room is so full of dog treats everywhere.

[ it's a joke. he knows it's (partially) because of edgeworth. ]

[reconnective]

He likes to play with those ones more than eat them, which is probably good because I don't know if Edgeworth will want anything out of his room when the contract term's actually over.

[skyagain]

[ looks at the room and then back at sora and decides to not mention The Mess ]

Unless he brought anything over I doubt he cares that much about some dog treats.