AUDIENCE FOR: Jason Todd

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[unrecked]

[Stop this. He doesn't turn around yet.

He takes the antique locket out of his pocket and holds it up by the chain with his fingers. Then he glances over his shoulder.]

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[???]

I'm not a mind reader.

[unrecked]

[He turns around finally, juggling the locket, then holds it out again.]

Do I look like I've got special magic superpowers back home? This is useless to me.

[Help him!!]

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[WHY WERE YOU JUST BEING OMINOUS AND SILENT]

Even if you don't normally have powers, it can grant you one.

[unrecked]

[STOP, HE'S A BAT.]

What kind exactly? Who gets to pick?

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[they shrug.]

Some nebulous force. [read: it's an ooc decision don't read too much into it shhhh.] As for what kind, that's a broad question.

[unrecked]

[Hate that Jason would just accept nebulous force really.]

Is it? Am I going to get shafted with something like turning into a unicorn, or do I actually get something cool? Maybe I wanna be Superman and have laser eyes.

[no]

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[jason.]

Could be anything in that range, honestly. The only thing I can really say is that it's one use and that it's not likely to be anything that could kill a person in one hit or anything on those levels.

[unrecked]

As much as I'd love to kill a person in one hit, I think I'd rather have something more versatile. What do I do, just... like... speak it into the void? Tada, it's done?

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As long as you have the locket on you, you just intuitively activate its ability. It already exists, so maybe poke at it some more and you'll figure out what it does.

[aka you can assume that the locket icly has had some nebulous ability since the cyoa as it's lit up, and you oocly may decide any time what it is! jason can Just Know.]

[unrecked]

[He jiggles the locket around in his palm a moment. Hmmm.] Alright. [This satisfies him....for now.]

Tough out here for someone who isn't a superpowered asshole.

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Well, all the more reason you have to figure out how to make do with what you have. I'm sure you're used to that.

[unrecked]

Yeah, plenty.

[Bats never get a break.]

I'll figure it out. You always this helpful, or am I just special?

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[flatly]

Don't flatter yourself. Answering some of these questions is part of the job description.

[unrecked]

[He seems amused, even if it’s tired.]

Lucky you. [He puts the locket in his pocket. That rhymes.] Surprised to see me back from round two?

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[stop being amused at them being a butthead to you!!!]

Congrats on cheating death again.

[unrecked]

[NO. He will be amused.]

My turn to be lucky, I guess. Feels kind of like I'm pushing it, though. I'm running out of my nine lives.

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Have you considered not dying or nearly dying all the time?

[unrecked]

Does it look like I go out looking for death?

[A pause.]

Don't answer that.

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If you have to say that, you know the answer.

[unrecked]

Hey, sometimes death just comes looking for you specifically all the time because he's bias. I guess he gets kind of mad when one of his people pop back out of the ground like a daisy.

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[deadpan]

This is what they call deflecting responsibility.

[lepus is a hypocrite because they nearly die on a regular basis but jason does not need to know that]

[unrecked]

[Jason doesn't know this entirely, but from the memory, and just... Look, it's the vibe. What he's dug up about Lepus around here. It's the fucking vibe. He feels like Lepus has no room to talk even if he has no proof to call it out.]

You trying to blame me for fate coming out of the woodwork to murk me, Lepus? Cold.

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I don't put my chips in stuff like fate, so yeah.

[unrecked]

[This makes him laugh.]

We agree on something? Holy shit.