AUDIENCE FOR: Jason Todd

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[stop being amused at them being a butthead to you!!!]

Congrats on cheating death again.

[unrecked]

[NO. He will be amused.]

My turn to be lucky, I guess. Feels kind of like I'm pushing it, though. I'm running out of my nine lives.

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Have you considered not dying or nearly dying all the time?

[unrecked]

Does it look like I go out looking for death?

[A pause.]

Don't answer that.

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If you have to say that, you know the answer.

[unrecked]

Hey, sometimes death just comes looking for you specifically all the time because he's bias. I guess he gets kind of mad when one of his people pop back out of the ground like a daisy.

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[deadpan]

This is what they call deflecting responsibility.

[lepus is a hypocrite because they nearly die on a regular basis but jason does not need to know that]

[unrecked]

[Jason doesn't know this entirely, but from the memory, and just... Look, it's the vibe. What he's dug up about Lepus around here. It's the fucking vibe. He feels like Lepus has no room to talk even if he has no proof to call it out.]

You trying to blame me for fate coming out of the woodwork to murk me, Lepus? Cold.

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I don't put my chips in stuff like fate, so yeah.

[unrecked]

[This makes him laugh.]

We agree on something? Holy shit.

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—Well, I've now decided to convert to a faith.

[gross]

[unrecked]

What the hell? You're so awful to me, a person who has never once made your life miserable at all.

[He gave you a hug, Lepus...]

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[YOU TREATED THEM LIKE A CAT?]

Wow.

[unrecked]

[Yes, but cats are cute.]

Speechless because I am such a great person, I know.

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Yes, you got me. I am at a loss for words while basking in your greatness.

[unrecked]

[DON'T PLAY ALONG. It makes him very amused which is terrible.]

Thank you. [Hand on his chest, then waving it dismissively.] No praise needed. The least I could do for such a kind, caring, sensitive person.

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that had better be 100% sarcasm jason]

... Of course. I can only aspire to reach your levels, after all.

[unrecked]

[Maybe it is, maybe it isn't... They're playing along, so!]

I'll give you a little credit, dear Lepus! For being kind, caring, and sensitive.

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It's okay. You really don't have to.

[unrecked]

Oh... Modesty, now? You're full of surprises.

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Unlike you, I am extremely modest.

[STOP CALLING THEM NICE EVEN AS A JOKE IT'S GIVING THEM HIVES]

[unrecked]

[He is getting them to say they are modest...! And nice?! And other things?! "they aren't even saying that" he is getting them

He starts snickering.]

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[they're going to k-word you]

Esteemed guest, do share the joke.

[unrecked]

I can't, I need to keep my dick.

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[god they fucking hate jason]

So, what I'm getting from this is I need to kill you now.