AUDIENCE FOR: Jason Todd

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[guestservices]

Unlike you, I am extremely modest.

[STOP CALLING THEM NICE EVEN AS A JOKE IT'S GIVING THEM HIVES]

[unrecked]

[He is getting them to say they are modest...! And nice?! And other things?! "they aren't even saying that" he is getting them

He starts snickering.]

[guestservices]

[they're going to k-word you]

Esteemed guest, do share the joke.

[unrecked]

I can't, I need to keep my dick.

[guestservices]

[god they fucking hate jason]

So, what I'm getting from this is I need to kill you now.

[unrecked]

[PLEASE LOVE HIM 🥺 friends 🥺]

Whoa, hey! I didn't even say anything. At least kill me for a good reason!

[guestservices]

[gross]

I have a perfectly good reason.

[unrecked]

What? Come on. I haven't even been half as annoying today as you usually think I am, right? I came to ask you some very serious, legitimate questions about something hotel related even.

[Maybe.]

[guestservices]

[as they place a hand on one hip:]

Such as?

[unrecked]

[He thinks

the hand on the hip is sooooo funny for some reason. Help. He is trying so hard not to laugh.]

Hey, I meant the locket. See? Valid reason. I knew you’d tell me straight.

[guestservices]

[THEY ARE GOING TO KILL YOU ONE DAY JASON]

And now you know.

[unrecked]

I get the feeling you are trying to usher me out without saying get lost because your job is hotel staff…

[He is still amused.]

[guestservices]

I would never be so rude.

[they sound both cheerful and like they want to stab him.]

[unrecked]

[Hehe. Jason would not be saying hehe if he was being attacked--actually? He might still be saying hehe because it's Lepus, and he thinks Lepus is fun to tease within reason.]

Uh huh. I get it. I can go.

[guestservices]

[die.

they hold up their hands.]

You're the guest. It's not my place to dictate your actions.