AUDIENCE FOR: Mikazuki Munechika

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Comments

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We're not here to entertain anyone, so...

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[there's a low laugh.]

Wouldn't it be funny, though.

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Oya? Funny...?

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[vulpecula kicks lepus under the table.]

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[ignores vulpecula.]

Yeah, it'd be entertaining seeing you all try to solve that in trial.

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Ha ha ha.

People would have to ask to see your mouths.

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No way! The veils are staying on, thanks!

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We're not interested in being participants of your kinks.

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Oh? Kinks?

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—why do you keep bringing up kinks?!

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[they just laugh like an asshole.]

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I see.... Dear Lepus is interested in kinks...

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[miserably:]

Can we please change the subject.

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Sure, we can keep our illicit relationship a secret.

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Oh!

Congratulations.

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[


i'm so sorry vulpecula is spoiling this perfect teatime by attempting to tackle lepus to beat their ass]

STOP SAYING WEIRD THINGS!

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[lepus nimbly leaps out of their chair to avoid the tackle. hope mikazuki is enjoying the show...]

Then stop making me talk to people!

[force them to socialize, get fucked]

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[sips tea through silly straw]

What good friends...

[ . . . . ]

Partners?

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Talk to people on your own and I wouldn't have to!!

[vulpecula is continuing to chase lepus in an attempt to beat their ass i am so sorry]

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[they look over at mikazuki as they begin to swiftly flee.]

Don't flatter them—our relationship is purely physical.

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[mikazuki does not get up

he is having a great time]

I believe I have a book that would be of interest to you both.

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WE DONT HAVE A PHYSICAL RELATIONSHIP! TAKE THAT BACK, LEPUS!!

[they're


still chasing them

goodbye forever, jiji]

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[to mikazuki:]

Put it in Vulpecula's tip box!

[lepus is running out of the area now yeah goodbye forever sorry to jiji who got nothing of value out of this]

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[he's gonna tell everyone they're dating......... good for them........]

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[NO!!!]