AUDIENCE FOR: Emet-Selch

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[ gay

oh they are surprised by this gesture - making a soft noise that dissolves into a little bit of a laugh. ]

Wow. You better move, I'm gonna swoon.

[ktiseos]

I've no intention of doing so.

[he says, with a slight shrug. nope. he's fine here.]

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[ well alright then

they let go of his hand! and then just sigh, dramatically, and swoon across his lap. ]

[ktiseos]

Ridiculous.

[he mutters, with a shake of his head.

...but he allows it. gives their head a little pat, carefully.]

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[ they are patted! they don't seem to mind this. they'll just sprawl here, then, since they've been allotted the space. ]

Uh-huh. That sounds like a compliment.

[ktiseos]

Does it? I'm not certain you recognize a compliment, Aquila.

[they may keep sprawling, for now.]

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[ they clear their throat. ]

Ahem. [ and in their best emet impression: ] "Or mayhap I simply see things which others do not."




[ :3c ]

[ktiseos]

[he starts nudging them off his lap.]

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[ NNNOOOOO THEY HOLD ON they're not holding on that hard though, and they are definitely laughing like an asshole. this is familiar behavior. ]

[ktiseos]

[if not for his broken ass arm he would dump them both into the lazy river for revenge

as it is, he huffs as he gives them another cursory shove and finally relents.]

I do not see what is so amusing.

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[ it's very cursory and does nothing for them, because it's too late, aquila has recognized their victory. in fact, all the day is settle right back in where they've been left, smug and pleased. ]

Oh, nothing, nothing. Can't just enjoy your company?

[ktiseos]

Only if you behave while you do so.

[fine, fine, they may settle.]

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You'd prefer it if I didn't.

[ amused. they settle, though. emet selch can tell that they smell nice, since they're close! wow. ]

[ktiseos]

[why is this the lore that you're giving me i'm die

well if you're telling me this. what DO they smell like.]

Do not presume to know what I prefer.

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[ like flowers! maybe a little bit of the cemetery.

they glance up at him through the veil. emet can maybe, almost, make out a smile. ]

I know exactly what you prefer, thank you. [ the mischief in that joke makes it sound inappropriate ]

[ktiseos]

Do you, now.

[in the sort of tone that definitely means 'prove it'.]

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[ ahem ]

Sure. You prefer people who are fun to be around with a good sense of humor that push your buttons because you like having your buttons pushed.

[ uwu ]

[ktiseos]

I most certainly do not enjoy it-!

[he sounds SO offended.]

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Do too.

[ the tone of someone who knows they're correct ]

[ktiseos]

Having awareness of my past does not mean you know me.

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[ they snort, turning their head a bit so their cheek's resting against his knee. ]

Course.

[ktiseos]

[he just rolls his eyes, at that, using them as an armrest for his good arm. if they're staying here then he Will be comfy.]

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[ they don't seem to mind that. it's like you've adopted a particularly cuddly bird ready to take a sun nap! congratulations. they will take this eye roll as their victory. ]