AUDIENCE FOR: Emet-Selch

[guestservices]

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[ktiseos]

Only if you behave while you do so.

[fine, fine, they may settle.]

[guestservices]

You'd prefer it if I didn't.

[ amused. they settle, though. emet selch can tell that they smell nice, since they're close! wow. ]

[ktiseos]

[why is this the lore that you're giving me i'm die

well if you're telling me this. what DO they smell like.]

Do not presume to know what I prefer.

[guestservices]

[ like flowers! maybe a little bit of the cemetery.

they glance up at him through the veil. emet can maybe, almost, make out a smile. ]

I know exactly what you prefer, thank you. [ the mischief in that joke makes it sound inappropriate ]

[ktiseos]

Do you, now.

[in the sort of tone that definitely means 'prove it'.]

[guestservices]

[ ahem ]

Sure. You prefer people who are fun to be around with a good sense of humor that push your buttons because you like having your buttons pushed.

[ uwu ]

[ktiseos]

I most certainly do not enjoy it-!

[he sounds SO offended.]

[guestservices]

Do too.

[ the tone of someone who knows they're correct ]

[ktiseos]

Having awareness of my past does not mean you know me.

[guestservices]

[ they snort, turning their head a bit so their cheek's resting against his knee. ]

Course.

[ktiseos]

[he just rolls his eyes, at that, using them as an armrest for his good arm. if they're staying here then he Will be comfy.]

[guestservices]

[ they don't seem to mind that. it's like you've adopted a particularly cuddly bird ready to take a sun nap! congratulations. they will take this eye roll as their victory. ]